Tag: steve scalise

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Republicans On Gun Silencer Bill After Las Vegas: We Don’t Know Her!

Shh. The sportsmen have sensitive ears. Don't say anything to make them buy more guns. (They'll do that anyway)

Trump Pisses Off Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda for Oct. 4, 2017

Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.

Wonkette Politicizes Las Vegas Mass Shooting By Mentioning Guns

Here we are again, mentioning guns even though it's #TooSoon.

Behold! BernieCare For All! Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 13, 2017

Bernie intro's Medicare for all, Trump-Russia gets stranger, and Dave Brat throws a tantrum. Your morning news brief!

White House Long Knives Out For Murkowski. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 27, 2017

GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Explains Why Trump Is Thin-Skinned Weenus Who Twitter-Punches Girls

FUCKERY AND LYING, FUCKERY AND LYING, FUCKERY AND LYING. Did we mention Sarah Huckabee Sanders is full of shit?
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

Erick Erickson Decries Incivility, Says Mean Liberals Are Actual ISIS

Erick Erickson is back in over-reaction.

These Dickhead Karen Handel Videos Will Help You Decide To Vote For Jon Ossoff

The election is Tuesday! Do Georgia voters really want this asshole lady in Congress?

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Pizzagate Idiots Yell At Shakespeare For Murdering Donald Trump And Steve Scalise

Last night, two morons decided to attend the thee-ay-ter. It did not go well.

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.