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Can Donald Trump Jr. And Erik Prince Please Go The Fuck To Jail Yet?

At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.

Kirstjen Nielsen So Miserable Working For Trump She Just Might Tear A Mexican Family Apart!

She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.

US Diplomats Said ‘Please Don’t Deport Refugees, It’s Bad.’ Trump Said, ‘We Still Have Diplomats?’

Maybe immigration isn't such a hot idea after all. Just look how all these white people are fucking the place up.

Trump White House Loses Last Fuckable Guy

And I never met a man who was so pretty inside, he's got diamonds on the bed of his thumbnails ...

Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018

Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.

Hope Hicks Single And Ready To Mingle At House Intelligence Committee Today!

The House Intelligence Committee is just a really bad pool for speed dating.

New York Times Continues Long Strange Journey Into What Even The Fuck

Oh look, the New York Times screwed the pooch again. Must be a day ending in more goddamn news about Russia.

Ivanka Seeking New Babysitter For Daddy, Because John Kelly Is Jerk President

No, Kelly isn't fired. YET.

Lindsey Graham And Donald Trump Are ON A BREAK!

Lindsey Graham gonna teach that philandering Donald Trump a lesson, yes siree.

Trump Almost Made Deal On DACA, But Then John Kelly Saved Racists’ Day!

Welcome to the shithouse.

DONALD TRUMP WALL STREET JOURNAL RUSSIA TREASON NO DEMENTIA NO DEMENTIA YOU ARE THE DEMENTIA

WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALLOWED TO SIT DOWN WITH JOURNALISTS?

Steve Bannon Sorry For Biting Off Own Cock While Sucking It, Won’t Make THAT Mistake Again

NOW GIVE HIM BACK HIS WINGNUT WELFARE DOLLARS, REBEKAH MERCER!