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Happy Thanksgiving, Donald Trump! Ready For Robert Mueller To Stuff Your Turkey?

It's probably best to let him believe the Mueller investigation is almost over.

Robert Mueller All The Way Up Talking Hemorrhoid Stephen Miller’s Butt. That Can’t Be Comfy!

Can't we please just send this talking hemorrhoid to jail TODAY????

Hey, At Least Donald Trump Didn’t Call Them ‘Orientals’!

Trump travels to Asia in his quest to embarrass Americans in every time zone.

Dadgummit, Did Jeff Sessions Fuck Himself With The Perjury Stick Again?

Wonkette has officially reached the point where we can no longer keep Jeff Sessions's lies straight.

Can Trump ‘You’re Fired’ Robert Mueller? A Guide To Our Inevitable Constitutional Crisis

We're not saying there's gonna be a riot. But we're not NOT saying it either.

Another Muslim Ban, Another Judicial Smackdown. Sad!

Another Muslim Ban? Again with this shit?

Wah Trump Is The Real Hurricane Victim, Waaaah. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 9, 2017

FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Has Lost His Damn Mind. (Again.) Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 26, 2017

Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!

What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?

All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?

The 58 Stupidest Cucking Things Steve Bannon Said On ’60 Minutes’

Does '60 Minutes' always interview people who had to go back to their high school jobs because they failed in the Big Boy World?

Dumb Trump Muscle Goon Keith Schiller Quitting White House Because John Kelly Makes Him Cry

Goodbye, Keith! Time to go cry somewhere else, Keith!

Trump And Jeff Sessions Just Took A Tiki Torch To DACA

This was nothing more than a love letter to the same Nazi white supremacists who marched through Charlottesville.

’10 Things I Hate About James Comey’: A Sad, Stupid Letter From Donald J. Trump

Your president is a dumb, petty crybaby of a man.

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.