Tag: state department
We root for Heather Nauert's success, while 100% expecting her failure.
Trump doesn't need any of this crap! Except for this paddle game...and this chair...
Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.
Including how the Kremlin allegedly PERSONALLY VETOED Trump naming stupid Mittens Romney as secretary of State.
Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!
Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.
Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!
Everything's fine, America. Juuuuuuuuuust fine.
There's a perfectly treasonable, err, reasonable explanation for all of this.
Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
The Society To Prevent Cruelty To Dead Horses has already lodged a complaint.
Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.
Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.
Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.
GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.