Tag: state department

Trump Dims Hanukkah Lights. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 8, 2017

Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.

‘If The President Does It, It’s Not Obstruction Of Justice.’ Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017

Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.

Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.

James O’Keefe Steps On His Dick (Again). Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 28, 2017

James O'Keefe gets schooled by WaPo, Republicans scramble to pass their tax cuts for the super rich, and Democrats are salivating at their 2018 chances. Your morning news brief.

Trump To Practice Presidential Pardons. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 21, 2017

Is Robert Mueller about to flip a guy? What will Trump and Putin talk about this time? And Trump gets practice in presidential pardons. Your morning news brief.

Al Franken Super Sorry For Shitty Joke. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 17, 2017

Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!

Republicans Running From Roy Moore. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 15, 2017

EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.

Carter Page Spills The Beans. Wonkagenda for Tues., Nov. 7, 2017

Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

Putin’s Arch-Nemesis Allowed To Come To America Again, Because SUCK IT, PUTIN!

WHY THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Rex Tillerson Still In Love With Dumbass ‘Moron’ Donald Trump, HE SWEARS!

Note that he does not deny calling Trump a 'moron.'

Trump, Chuck, And Nancy Have DACA Dinner Date! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 14, 2017

Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!

Behold! BernieCare For All! Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 13, 2017

Bernie intro's Medicare for all, Trump-Russia gets stranger, and Dave Brat throws a tantrum. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Could Give Two Shits About Mexican Earthquake, Hurricane, Like You’d Expect

Someone please send him to charm school.