Tag: stalkers

Manic Pixie Asshat Ends Piano Campaign To Win Back Girlfriend, Is Sorry You All Hate Romance

Because women made fun of him, and also because he got punched in the head.

Male Judge In Stupid Shitty Home Depot Sex Harasser Decision Should Not Worry His Pretty Head About It

Supervisor tells employee that he will fire her if she doesn't come with him to hotel room, where he rapes and murders her. Company very sorry her 'date' didn't turn out well.
Glad they have this in a sleeveless undershirt, aka a...

Supreme Court So Mean, Won’t Even Let Reckless Domestic Abusers Keep Guns

The Supreme Court decided Monday that people convicted of 'reckless' domestic violence can't own firearms. So long, Freedom!
Cats with guns regret nothing.

Virginia Republican Ends Domestic Violence With This One Weird Trick (More Guns, Duh)

The Virginia Legislature just can't seem to decide how it feels, exactly, about the issue of domestic violence and guns. In 2014, it voted to not allow guns for anyone convicted of domestic abuse, stalking or sexual battery, which...
Won't someone think of the Second Amendment?

Stalkers! Lady Beaters! Come To Michigan And Pack All The Heat You Can Handle!

Just when you think that maybe America is no longer the bastion of freedom and individual liberty you thought it was, along comes an inspirational freedom-expanding development like this new Michigan law awaiting the signature of Gov. Rick Snyder....

NRA Will Not Rest Until Every Convicted Stalker Can Still Own A Gun

It must be hard to be the NRA. You've got to up your evil quotient every single day. Like, they probably have to lift weights just to bulk up for that much evildoing. Short of kicking puppies or eating...

Palin Gets Restraining Order Against Pennsylvania Teen With Shotgun

An Alaska judge has granted Sarah Palin a restraining order against 18-year-old Shawn R. Christy, a guy from Pennsylvania who likes to call and write her and talk about his shotgun. "He had sent her a letter with the...

Mich. Assistant AG Has Awkward, Sexually Charged TeeVee Talk

Andrew Shirvell is Michigan's assistant attorney general, a University of Michigan alum, and absolutely 100 percent heterosexual, according to his Facebook page, which lists one of his interests as "Finding the Right Lady" and includes a picture of him...

Idaho GOP Leader Person Doesn’t Win His Ex-Girlfriend Back, Even After Throwing All Those Used Condoms On Her Lawn

Blake Hall, National Committeeman of the Idaho Republican Party, is now down one (1) National Committeemanship of the Idaho Republican Party and nineteen (19) used condoms. See, ten different times—like, on ten different days—Hall flung his lurid semen-filled condoms...

CNN Anchor Dumps Lady Stalker On Twitter

Don Lemon hosts some CNN show we never watch because we are too busy WORKING, but he is a heavy user of the Twitter, and it looks like his beautiful friendship with some nut named "Carol" recently went south....

Democrats Now Stalking America