Tag: staff

'The Third of May 1808' by Francisco de Goya

Of Course Trump Loves This Fucking Bonkers NSC Memo Calling For Civil War

Let's really, really hope this is the most insane thing you read about today.

Trump’s LOW ENERGY Inauguration. Wonkagenda for Friday, January 20, 2016

Trump's can't fill his cabinet, EVERYONE is protesting, Colbert says #ThanksObama! Your morning news brief!
They don't make butlers like Carson anymore.

Rich People Tired Of Living In Giant Mansions, Long For Merely Huge Mansions

Claudio Stivelman is a real estate developer whose corporate biography modestly alludes to his "prophetic vision to invest along the Northern coast of Miami-Dade County." He got stupid-rich and built himself an "11,000-square-foot dream house," only to find that...

Bush Staffers Exit Sadly

Barack Obama's transition team has been preparing for months to take over the government, but George Bush's people aren't quite ready to let go. They haz a sad, because they worked in this place for this guy for like...

You Will Probably Not Get A Job With The Obama Administration

Guess who wants to work for Barack Obama? Everyone! And maybe in a few years, once he has nationalized the couple of industries that haven't already been nationalized and formed a WPA for singing madrigals and puppeteers, literally every...

Who Will Bail Out Our Vital Weather-News Industry?

Holy Jesus God do you know how bad this recession is? So bad that one of the most recession-proof industries ever invented, THE WEATHER, has now hit upon hard times. The Weather Channel is laying off some untold number...

Sarah Palin Trashers Are Mostly Ex-Romney People

Here is your hourly dose of Sarah Palin gossip: rumor has it that the leakers now feverishly promoting the most awful tales of her proud ignorance and white trash spending habits are all former Mitt Romney staffers. A whole...

Obama Has A Massive Staff, Wokka Wokka

Barack Obama's campaign has more employees than a small nation and a larger budget than France. If you took every Obama staffer and laid them end to end, they would wrap around the earth and blot out the sun....