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Oh, James Comey, You Sassy Bitch! Wonkagenda For April 16, 2018

James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.

Poor Nazis Can’t Scrounge Up Enough Reichsmarks To Keep ‘Stormfront’ Website Open

Looks like a rising tide of hate doesn't lift all U-Boats.

We Have Another Example Of Liberal Fascism For Bari Weiss, It Is These Ghosts Haunting Milo Yiannopoulos?

This is all getting so recursive we could just curse.

Sovereign Citizens Impeach Hillary Clinton For Uranium One, #Pizzagate, Cancellation Of Hee Haw

Remember, it's only a legal document if it's 'signed' with a red thumbprint. But not on the Solstice.

Mike Pompeo Running CIA From Warm, Safe Office Inside Donald Trump’s Butt

BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job.

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017

Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!

Pssst, Wanna Read Something REALLY Racist?

It's Steve Bannon's favorite book! And BOY HOWDY, it is ... whew boy, it's bad.

Deleted Comments: Night Of The Vegan Nazi Holocaust Denier!

If we were nice, we'd call these folks eccentric. Nahh. They're feckin' eejits.

Superlawyer Larry Klayman Suing Obama, Hillary, Black Panthers For ‘Race War.’ As One Does.

The list also includes George Soros, Eric Holder, Louis Farrakhan and your mom.

Yr Wonkette Does Not Advocate Punching Nazis. Except Maybe Just A Little.

Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.

Here Is Where To Throw All Your Cash Money For #GivingTuesday (OW! OW! STOP IT! DON’T STOP!)

OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS AND GIVE BACK, FOOLS.

How Can Breitbart Be Racist, When That Milo Dude Is Gayer Than Christmas? ANSWER THAT, LIBERALS

Trump surrogate Steve Cortes actually said that Milo Yiannopoulos's gayness means Breitbart isn't racist. Really.

Alabama’s Richard Shelby, In Office A Million Years, May Be Glued To Seat: Your Senate Sunday

Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?