Remember, it's only a legal document if it's 'signed' with a red thumbprint. But not on the Solstice.
BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job.
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!
It's Steve Bannon's favorite book! And BOY HOWDY, it is ... whew boy, it's bad.
If we were nice, we'd call these folks eccentric. Nahh. They're feckin' eejits.
The list also includes George Soros, Eric Holder, Louis Farrakhan and your mom.
Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.
OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS AND GIVE BACK, FOOLS.
Trump surrogate Steve Cortes actually said that Milo Yiannopoulos's gayness means Breitbart isn't racist. Really.
Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?
A bunch of neo-Nazis is planning to roam the streets outside this summer's Republican National Convention, to "protect" Trump supporters. Can't see why anyone would have a problem with that.
Oh great, now we've got millennial white supremacists. And in Montana, one's going to be an actual Republican nominee for the state legislature.
Roy Moore, chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court, is a magnificent buffoon. You 'member him. He's the justice who's been standing in the courthouse door, trying to block the big gay U.S. Supreme Court from throatcramming his precious Alabammy...
We reported last week that the New Orleans City Council had voted to grind the city's confederate monuments down to a fine dust and force pig turd racists to snort them for a Festivus miracle. OK maybe it didn't vote for...
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