Tag: special olympics

We’ve Seen Trump’s Education Budget, And We’re Really Gonna Miss Public Schools

Huh. Guess we don't need no education, for reals.
The South Gon’ Rise Again (in a not-racist way this time, honest)

Flatworms, Flesh-Eating Bacteria And Rick Scott (But We Repeat Ourselves): Your Florida Roundup

Greeting, Wonketteers. Are you ready to take a well-deserved break from your buttsechs gay marriage orgies and sojourn with me down to Your Very Favorite Land of Snakes and Swamps, a dystopian hellscape that not even Wes Anderson could...

OH HO HO! "The Special Olympics is disputing the White House claim that its chairman, Tim Shriver, accepted Rahm Emanuel's apology for calling liberals 'retarded.' ... 'Tim can't do that. He can't accept an apology on behalf of all...

Rahm Emanuel Will Really, Really Not Like Hosting This Mental Disabilities Panel

Monstrous hypertension record-setter Rahm Emanuel has A LOT OF SHIT TO DO AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO FUCKING HOST THIS FUCKING PANSY-ASS ROUNDTABLE SHIT, but he will GET IT OVER WITH and then will you people SHUT THE FUCK...

Here Is Your President Mocking The Disabled

FOR SHAME, BARRY. They bowl better than a 129 at the Special Olympics, don't they?

GAFFER TO MAKE REMARKS AT GAFFE FESTIVAL: Uh oh: "Vice President Joe Biden will attend the Special Olympics World Winter Games in Idaho on Thursday, the White House has confirmed." He will deliver opening remarks, too, and we wish...