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Trump And Macron: L’AMOUR! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 25, 2018

Trump and Macron are being really weird, Michael Cohen is SO lonely, and Dr. Ronny Jackson is in DEEP SHIT. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump: What Is ‘College’?

Thoughts on higher education from a man who's incapable of learning.

Shitmouth Strikes Again. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 30, 2018

Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.

On A Scale Of One To Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Wonkagenda For Wed., March 28, 2018

Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.

Trump Hires John Bolton As New National Security Adviser, We Are All Going To Die

Would John Bolton really be as bad as all that? Sweet baby Jesus, he's likely to be worse.

Donald Trump Brags About Making Shit Up, Because Only Losers Need ‘Facts’

All politicians lie. Donald Trump lies about how awesome his lies are, because they're actually true. Which is a lie.

Peace In Our Time! Donald Trump Can’t Possibly Go Wrong In Meeting Kim Jong Un

Oh good, peace is surely at hand now. Somebody find a dove.

Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018

Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.

Looks Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

There Is Another Gay One In The Olympics And He Says Trump And Pence Can Eat Yellow Snow Too

Meet Gus Kenworthy! He is your favorite, just like Adam Rippon is your favorite.

Why Did Mike Pence Go All The Way To The Olympics To Embarrass America When He Can Just Do That At Home?

It's a pity Mike Pence went to the Olympics in the first place.

Fox News Non-Racist Would Like To Know Who Let All These Gaywads And Blacks Into His Olympics

He is SO MAD that ... 20 of the 243 American athletes are black or Asian and two are gay. And NOT because that's too few.

Badass Gay Figure Skater ‘Bout To Land Perfect Triple Axel UP MIKE PENCE’S ASS

Openly gay US figure skater Adam Rippon is having NONE. OF. MIKE. PENCE'S. SHIT.

Much SOTU. Very President. Bigly Words. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 31, 2018

Trump (finally) becomes President (again), and Devin Nunes and an army of lawyers try to stall Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

‘Cadet Bone Spurs’ Not Even Trying To Fake It. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 22, 2018

Trump's Shithole Shutdown continues, Trump goes full Willie Horton, and Jared Kushner has some SERIOUS problems. Your morning news brief.

Nuclear Madman Brags About Size Of Penis To Kim Jong-Un

He's going to get us all killed.