Tag: sonia sotomayor

Senator Mel Martinez Quits Early

Everybody knew Senator Mel Martinez, the Florida guy who took advantage of what's known as "the Cuban Exemption" in order to become both a Republican and a Hispanic at the same time, would not run for re-election in...

Sonia-Maria Sotomayor: First Mexican Buddhist In Supreme Court History!

The Senate voted YES PLZ for Sonia Sotomayor today, 68 to 31, and now abortion is legal all over again! Congratulations Miss Lady, "give 'em hell" out there, as a judge, of the Law. Meanwhile, nine Republicans voted for...

John McCain Is Voting HEHNGNN? On Sotomayor

Hey B'araq, Here's another rotten egg for your breakfast poop salad: John McCain, the elderly gentleman born and raised in Arlington, Virginia, simply will not vote for the Mexican Supreme Court lady. Everyone values John McCain's opinions and that...

Crist Won’t Endorse Sotomayor

America's favorite orange-skinned reformed bachelor, Florida Governor Charlie Crist, is a pretty OK guy stuck with the unenviable task of governing a drooping land-phallus stuffed with meth fiends, unemployed real estate agents, and pythons. But now Crist has chosen...

Lindsey Graham Is Tired And Weird And Lying

Hmm, it seems like Lindsey Graham is pretty gay for Sonia Sotomayor, but he just doesn't know how to say it! So strange, this questioning of Bush's own failed Affirmative Action hire, Linda Chavez. She tries to run with...

Al Franken Insulted America By Opening With A Mild Joke For Old People

Everyone has been wondering when Al Franken, the comedian who therefore is not smart but gets to be a Senator anyway, would stop pretending to care about "political issues" already -- his 20-year campaign is over! -- and just...

Republicans Just Give Up On Sotomayor

Well, for all their tuff talk on this racist Puerto Rican separatist who wasn't even very smart, the Republicans have just rolled over and shown the tyrannical Sonia Sotomayor their little white bellies. After spending two months complaining about...

Obvious Link Discovered Between Supreme Court Nominee and Terrorists

Why has the MSM been sitting on this explosive story? Sonia Sotomayor supports the harmeless Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund, which makes her as deadly as that unrepentant domestic terrorist who now teaches at the University...

Next Up, Jeff Sessions Sings ‘Babalu’ In His Underpants

Good for Sonia Sotomayor! That Tom Coburn has just been so mean to her during these hearings that she will now shoot him in the head, "Oklahoma Justice" style. But not before Coburn gets to mock her with his...

That’s One Hot Piece Of Grassley

Sexy texter Chuck Grassley assured the Senate Judiciary Committee yesterday that "People always say I have the ability to turn people on." He said this after a man in the audience jumped up and started shouting about how Sonia...

JEFF SESSIONS CALLS THE OL' RACIAL STATUE-OF-LIBERTY PLAY: We have no idea what that means. But here's what Sen. Jeff Sessions told Miss Mex with regards to her vote in the damn Ricci case: "And, in fact, your vote...

Why Does Sonia Sotomayor Hate Super Cool Children’s Weapons?

So what's going on with "So-So" today, the first day of Q&A at her confirmation hearings? Ah, famous musician Orrin Hatch wants to know how she could uphold a state ban on the use of nunchucks, as she did...

TODAY WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF THE U.S. SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE'S TIME, AND AN INSULT TO BASEBALL AND AMERICA: So many times today your Wonkette editors have prepared to write posts about the Sotomayor hearings, but it all just...

Barack Obama Finds This Whole Sotomayor Thing Hilarious

"Ha ha ha ha, you're telling me Lindsey Graham's a pussy! Jesus, lady, he defines the term. Anyway, I gotta go talk to somebody about North Korea or something, you just take it easy and don't let any of...

Oh Hey That Wise Latina Owl Is Doing That Senate Thing

Lindsey Graham's least favorite Mexican monster, Sonia Sotomayor, learned English when she was 45 years old, from large-print comic books about Satan. And now, thanks to illegitimate president Barack Obama's affirmative-action hiring policies, Judge Sotomayor is the star of...

LIVEBLOGGING SOTOMAYOR? Look, we'll do this, but only if every other form of news occurring in the world gets really boring. So ... yeah, probably for a few minutes this afternoon? Because why not. In the meantime, you can...