Tag: sodomy

Trump Judge Pick Doesn’t Want To Give Impression He’s Some Kind Of Faggot

This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.

Thanks A Lot, Gays, For LITERALLY Sodomizing Florida With Hurricanes

There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again.
Hold on, hold on, still thinkin' ...

Ted Cruz Knows Dildos Are Slippery Slope To Banging Your Sister

<a href="http://wonkette.com/600562/good-christian-girls-riding-dildos-straight-to-hell"></a>Tuesday, we told you about a disturbing trend Astrogliding its way across America, wherein otherwise pure Christian lady humans are losing their Christian salvation by playing with dildos all the time. If only somebody was willing to ride...
Just gonna put this here one more time.

Michigan Lawmakers Tried To Solve Flint Water Crisis By Banning Buttsex

You might not think of Michigan as being in the running for finding the gays the ickiest, but it's right up there with somewhere like West Virginia or Oklahoma or Kentucky. Thinking about the gays just makes the Michigan state...
Legal in all 50 states since 2002, THANKS OBAMA.

Idiot Alabama Judge Thinks You Need A License To Do Buttsex

Wah wah wah, it's another elected official who's having his religious beliefs criminalized because the Supreme Court says he has to do a gay thing, SADFACE. This time it's a probate judge feller called Nick Williams, who serves the...

Handsome Joe Biden Knows How Stupid Ben Carson’s Gay Prison Comments Were, Jesus, God!

Do you all remember last week, when Republican Presidential (Hilariously) Hopeful Ben Carson said that we know that gayness is a choice, due to all these dudes go to prison, and they end up doing Guy Sex while they're...

Alabama A.G. Wants To Outlaw Consensual Butt-Sechs, Because Rape Or Something

Eleven years ago, the Supreme Court decided Lawrence v. Texas, which struck down laws saying you couldn't put your peener in another adult man's butthole. (At least, that was how Antonin Scalia characterized it in his "colorful" dissent!) Well...

Rick Perry: ‘I Am A Huge Alcoholic. Therefore, Gays.’

Rick Perry is so smart now with his supersexxxy Clark Kent glasses. (Shut up, yes he is!) He is very intelligent now, and the reason you know he is all intellectual-like is he made an an-al-ogy about how homos...

Louisiana Votes To Keep Blowjobs, Buttsechs Illegal, Apparently Has Nothing Better To Do

Tuesday was a great day for supporters of decency and good clean living in Louisiana, as the state House of Representatives rejected a bid to formally repeal the state's unconstitutional anti-sodomy law. Oh, sure, they all know the law...

Virginia Laws Against Anal, Oral Sex Go Down, And Now You Can Too!

Virginia is now really, truly for lovers. And not just the boring penis-in-vagina kind of lovers, but now you can put your naughty bits in whatever orifice you would like, even in the butt! Per WaPo: More than a decade...

Radio Wingnut Kevin Swanson Warns Boy Scouts Want To Cannibalize Your Sodomy Badges

Just stop it already Kevin Swanson, you make us love you too much. The official Wonket spokesperson for all things "Christian radio" has once again ear-raped our masses with a slippery slope of magnificent proportion, because gay kids +...

Baton Rouge Sheriff Is Sorry Not Sorry That He Arrested You People Just For Being Gay

Oh hey gheys.. Have you been enjoying your newfound freedom to get all gay married as long as your state likes it and to file federal taxes jointly and stick your significant other with your student loans when you...

Why Is US America Turning Into Nazi Germany? Antonin Scalia Explains It All

It’s another day, so you know what that means. Some obscure conservative will say something stupid about how our society is turning into Nazi Germany because of teh gehys and silly womyn wanting to abort all the babies on...

Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli Really Doesn’t Want You Having Sex In Your Butts

In 2003, disgusting perverts like you celebrated the landmark 6-3 decision in Lawrence v. Texas, which invalidated laws against sodomy in Texas and across the nation. The Supreme Court ruling meant that you’ll only face God’s judgment for whatever...

Bad Boy Chef-Trotter Tony Bourdain Will Fry Up Dick Cheney’s Skull And Sodomize Him With It

Man, bad boy cheftrotter Tony Bourdain (your Editrix calls him "Tony" because of how he is her lover) will eat anything. There he always is, puking his way around Rangoon or whatever, eating turd hash on a salad of...

Montana Still Wants To Prosecute People For Being Gay

"Fourteen years ago the Montana Supreme Court ruled that a state law criminalizing gay sex violates Montana's constitution, yet the Montana Legislature has repeatedly failed to scrub the language, which places homosexuality in the same legal category as bestiality,...