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Let’s All Listen To Track And Bristol Palin, And Laugh And Laugh

Update: Additional fun audio at end of post. Thank god for responsive government! We've already seen the police reports, and now Anchorage Police have released audio from their interviews with witnesses at the scene of the Great Wasillabilly Rumble....

Sarah Palin Finally Unpopular Enough To Accept CPAC Speaker Invite

Forgotten anger bear Sarah Palin has made an annual ritual of publicly turning down her standing invitation to speak at premiere wingnut swinger meetup the Conservative Political Action Conference for the last four years to prove the point that...

Mentally Ill Fictional Humanoid Sarah Palin Not Running For President

We, together with the rest of Middle Earth, are now some fifteen seconds away from never ever thinking about Sarah Palin's toxic reign of idiocy ever again, forever! IT'S TRUE: on this, the 278th day of 2011, may we all...

Sarah Palin Will Continue To Think About Running If You Send Her Money

Man, who knows how to monetize "doing nothing" better than grifter-quitter grandma Sarah Palin? Palin's SarahPAC sent out a letter asking for more donations in order to help Sarah in "making her decision of whether or not to run...

Naked Levi Johnston’s Sister Now Also Naked And Yelling At Bristol Palin

What are the bitter, unemployed naked young people in Wasilla doing these days between meth come downs? Still aborting America's collective remaining brain cells one by one with the gale-force toxic winds of their regularly scheduled rants rehashing the...

New Bristol Palin Memoir Tells How To Get Pregnant While Drunk

Famous unemployed ex-pregnant person Bristol Palin released a "memoir" about something, we do not care what, except that she recounts how she lost her virginity to hillbilly idiot Levi Johnston while blacking out on wine coolers during a camping...

Bristol Palin Will Make $30K Per Speech Telling Teen Gals How To Poop Out Babies

Famous abstinence activist/teen mom Bristol Palin is hitting the lecture circuit to teach teen moms how to deal with the poverty that usually accompanies teen pregnancy: Go on the lecture circuit and make up to $30,000 per hour --...