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House GOP Fails To Take Your Food Stamps Away. Better Luck Next Time, House GOP!

Yep, that Republican control of government sure is great for avoiding gridlock. Blame the Democrats.

Peace In Our Time! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 27, 2018

North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief.

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.
Image: Jesus said unto the hungry masses, go get a job you lazy deadbeats

For Trump So Loved The Poor That He Made Many, Many More Of Them

If people want handouts, they should be coal company CEOs.

Trump’s Budget Dream: Make America A Dickensian Slum Again, ‘Blue Apron Style’

Perhaps there are some houses of some kind, where the poor could be put to work.

Steve Bannon Bitches About Jews, Jesus, And Jerks. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 6, 2017

Steve Bannon give Roy Moore a reacharound, Trump moves US embassy to Jerusalem, and Trump STILL doesn't get Person of the Year. Your Morning News Brief.

Trump’s Budget Will Help Poor Kids Knock Off Those Stubborn Extra LB’s!

Helping you get skinny the no-workout way!

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Let’s Go To The Tape! Wonkagenda for May 15, 2017

Why does Trump tape himself, the alt-right rallies (for 10 minutes), and will Spicey get "You're Fired?" Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Dumbass Budget Proposal Totally Great, If You Want To Start World War III

Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.

Fox & Friends Corrects Lying Story About Food Stamp Fraud! Apocalypse Is Truly Here!

Fox admits it was wrong about a thing? How can this be?

Hide Your Crab Legs! Hide Your Lobster! Fox Is Warring On Food Stamps Again!

Oh, look, Fox News is lying about food stamp 'fraud' again. Must be a slow news day.

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Will Starve All The Poor People Unless He Can Deny Them Cake

Paul LePage continues quest to be the worst human on earth.

O’Reilly Henchbro Jesse Watters Totally Tricks Millennials Into Saying Fairly Reasonable Things

Single-payer health care and free college tuition like in other countries? What will these entitled millennials come up with next?

Twitchy Idiots SO MAD Obama Keeps Not Losing Jobs Over And Over And Over And Over And

The Obama administration announced recently that for the all the months in a row, more jobs have been created in America than destroyed. This is good news, wouldn't you say? Then you are not the rage-virus monkeys at Twitchy,...