Tag: small business

Hey Stupid CEOs, Donald Trump Never Needed You Anyway!

This is Trump's best move since firing NBC from covering the Miss Universe pageant.

Fox & Friends: Why Is History’s Greatest Monster Barack Obama Picking On These Little Girls?

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Ever on the cutting edge of political thought, Fox & Friends has a simple, commonsense reply to Pres. Obama's insane notion that a modern economy depends on a combination of public and private investment:...

YouTube Does Not Care for Herman Cain’s Bunny Snuff Film

Herman Cain is back again with a new video in which an adorable bunny symbolizing adorable small business is catapulted into the air and blasted to pieces by some NRA sociopath with a rifle, as part of Herman Cain's...

Latest Furious Kindergarten House Debate Ends In… A Passed Jobs Bill?

Whoa hey what the hell: The House of Representatives, the envelope-pushing absurdist sitcom that ended the laughtrack era, passed a "jobs bill" called the JOBS (an acronym for "who cares") Bill with bipartisan support and 390 billion votes. Finally,...

Michigan Bars Take Away Lawmakers’ Booze to Protest New Law

Remember that one time when the Minnesota government shutdown was ended by the threat of a statewide booze cutoff? That worked pretty well! You can take away everyone's health care, unions, jobs, retirement, education, public roads, hope and the...

Teabagger Discount Program Fails Free-Market System

The Tea Party Exchange of Dayton, Ohio -- a customer-loyalty program that was supposed to reward Teabaggers with discounts, TeabaggerMarts with new customers, and take a little off the top for the Tea Party itself -- has shut down...

Terrible New Tanning Tax Leads to Orange Riots, Insane Commentary

Yesterday Barry Obama’s tanning tax went into effect across the land, adding 10% to the cost of every tan. Why are we getting this tax again? Oh right, because Obama’s already tanned and doesn’t have to pay for his...

Crystal Princess Changes Bookshop Name to Avoid Patriotic Encounters

JoAnne Kohler, the proprietor of Salem, Oregon’s Tea Party Bookshop, is changing her business's name to Tigress Books next month, because she has no time for Real Americans or their “political connotations.” Lately, Real Americans have been coming into...

New McCain Ad Says More Crap About Nothing

Here's John McCain's latest idiot ad where he claims, get this, that Celebrity Obama's tax plan will ruin FAMILIES and SENIORS and FLORIST START-UP BUSINESSES. Apparently, these types all fit into the top 10-20% of earners, because everyone else...