Tag: singing

Romney Campaign Pounces Back With Devastating Ad of Obama Singing Well

The Mitt Romney for President general election campaign, which is finally reaching the hypothetical comedy potential of an entity called the "Mitt Romney for President general election campaign," refuses to back down on its calls for an apology from...

Old Lesbian Billionaire Warren Buffett Now Constantly Singing At People

It is official. Warren Buffett, the Sage of Omaha, class warrior, and by all appearances victim of Stage Four of Lesbian Bed Death, will now use his "fuck-you" money to buy a slot and make you listen to him...

Mitt Romney Bursts Into Song, Awkwardness Ensues (VIDEO)

AW, how long had Mitt Romney been practicing his rendition of "America the Beautiful" in the mirror before he decided to try to slip it into his stump speech all casual-like? We're going to go with a wild guess...

Vladimir Putin Sings ‘Blueberry Hill’ To Celebrities

No idea. This guy seems a little Chechen if you ask us.

Wonkette Sings Songs With Scalia At Italian Dinner Thing

Why did your Wonkette attend the National Italian American Foundation's 35th Pasta Gala last Saturday? Honestly, all we wanted was a photograph of Yogi Berra that we could give to our grandparents. Did Yogi Berra even show up, though?...

John McCain’s Campaign Thinks He’s Really Good At Singing

Walnuts is not going to lose his re-election campaign to the token Democrat running against him, but that doesn't mean he isn't very jealous of his "trained countertenor" opponent's singing ability for some reason. So his people put out...