Tag: shut the fuck up

Grab Your Wallet, You Are Not Leaving Without Your ‘Shut The F*ck Up Luke Russert’ Coffee Cup

Sorry, Old Handsome Joe, but there is a new kid in town, and he is in desperate need of a cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP. $16.99 plus like a million dollars in shipping and handling (that does not...

Paul Ryan Unveils Budget, Makes ‘White Rabbit’ Our New National Anthem

It is budget season again in Washington, D.C., which means it is time for the villagers in our nation’s capital to pretend that a plan written by Congressman Paul Ryan, who was last seen on election night icing down...

Liberal Perverts Know Nothing About American History Unless It Has To Do With Penises

A very smart eunuch has taken to the Internet to demonstrate, with his own two hands, how the various -- well, just "two," because binary thinking has its limits! -- interpretations of tea protests "explain the difference between the...

*Not To Be Sexist,* But Politico Is PMSing Real Bad, Like Women Do

Last night Obama went to introduce himself to the White House press corps briefly, politely. A Politico reporter started harassing him about one of his appointments. Obama told him to STFU, he could ask it at the next briefing....

How Did We Arrive at This Point?

Progressive Taxation

Well, He Felt Like He Saw It