Tag: sheeple

Princess Sunbutt Will Rise Again!

Deleted Comments: Yankees Too Dumb To Know They Stoled Old Glory From The Confederate Flag!

It's hard to keep a proud neo-Confederate down -- or out of the comments on an article from two years ago.

Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.

Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.

Hey, Did All You Woman Protesters Pick Up Your George Soros Checks Yet?

Fox News shows us how to lie while saying something that's technically factual
Rejoice! For the dough is risen!

Even ‘Pizzagate’ Gunman Thinks Alex Jones Is LIL’ BIT CRAZY

He just wanted to save the kids!

Barack Obama Claims He’s Not A Demon. Which Is Just What He Would Say.

Bet he smells like sex and good Scotch.
I have heard the derpmaids singing, each to each

Deleted Comments: Wonkette Doesn’t Meet Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza’s High Intellectual Standards

Hey, Dinesh D'Souza saw our review of his dumb movie! He didn't like it much.
To The Management: Please correct this image. I would never use Courier. On second thought, never mind. You people would just replace it with Comic Sans.

Deleted Comments Of The Week: You Sheepy Sheeple Are Such Sheep!

We have a Very Special Men And Women of Few Words edition of Dear ShitFerBrains for you today, because due to some odd alignment of the planets this week, we didn't receive a single long, painful screed that ranged...
This is a man who knows about conspiracies

BREAKING: Jesse Ventura Wrong About Nazi Water Fluoridation

Of the many things that you may have been worried about this week, the good fact-checkers at Politifact would like to free you of one possible source of anxiety: No, the practice of water fluoridation did not begin in...

We Are All Truth Monsters And We’re Being Played [Updated]

Yr Wonkette read/looked at every word in the leaked top-secret very hush-hush "Presidential Policy Directive 20" that a furiously-fapping Glenn Greenwald just "scooped" for the Guardian, the Big Reveal apparently being that the relevant agencies have been asked...

Dugway Bioweapons Army Base Under Weird Lockdown

Dugway Proving Ground, a massive Army base in Utah along the border with Nevada, has been under lockdown for many hours now because of some kind of "national terror alert" to "resolve security issues." Dugway is a bioweapons lab...

Wonderful Teen Will Bring Truth About 9/11 and Obama-Joker To This Sheriff’s Car

This is not just a wonderful video about .000005% of America's Youth -- most of them are still sitting in front of the video screen eating Crazy Bread, thank Allah! No, this here is part of an exciting contest!...