Tag: sex creeps

Newt Gingrich Wins New GOP Poll By Coming In Second Place

Herman Cain is the big loser of a new GOP primary poll that he won, because he is an awful inarticulate sex creep slob who got only 18% support, which is a few percentage points less than the last...

Relive Magic Sex Creep Herman Cain Calling Nancy Pelosi ‘Princess’

Here is the second-place "highlight" from last night's debate, the part where known scumbag Herman Cain realizes he can't actually sexually harass anyone on stage, so he settles for just saying something sexist and calls Nancy Pelosi "Princess Nancy"...

Meet Alvin Greene, South Carolina’s Democratic Candidate For Senate

KKK prank Alvin Greene gives a painful telephone interview here, and whoa man, now you know what makes South Carolina Republicans laugh.

Invisible Unemployed Mush Mouth & Accused Sex Offender Wins S.C. Senate Dem Primary

An unemployed black man who made no campaign appearances, has no campaign organization and mysteriously paid his $10,400 filing fee out of his own pocket handily won yesterday's Democratic Senate primary in South Carolina. RedState teabagger creep Erick Erickson...

Marion Barry’s Life Continues To Be Gross Public Joke

It had been a while since Marion Barry's name cropped up in the Police Blotter, and frankly we were beginning to get worried -- worried that he was dead in a dumpster somewhere, and that we'd never again have...

‘Real World DC’ Cult-Sex Weeping Chamber Blueprints Revealed

What kind of DC buildings generally require a large room called a "confessional," hmmm? Maybe churches? But nobody builds churches anymore. Maybe Michael Steele's dream plans for the new GOP headquarters, where the Republicans can boozily admit to their...

Republican Public Sex-Act Hero Spared Jail Time

Kim Capello, the married heterosexual male county commissioner from Nowheresville, Michigan, electrified the Republican party this spring when police allegedly caught him having naked sex with an adult lady, in public. "I was in the wrong place at the...

New Gay-Hater Ad Also Abuses Children

Shouldn't it be illegal to do this Child Pornography, in America? Call your local Sex-Creep Police 911 and report these people immediately. Death Penalty for all of them.

Hero Republican Caught Having Sex With a WOMAN

GOP "moderates" are ecstatic over the news that some nobody Republican commissioner in some no-name Michigan suburb was caught drunkenly boning some gal on a sidewalk, at 2 a.m. The dude, for some reason named "Kim Capello," was arrested...

CPAC Panda Furries Are GOP’s Future

Our CPAC correspondent from Boston, Garrett Quinn, sends this terrifying photograph of a CPAC sex worker known as "Bailout Panda." When will the police crush this degenerate animal-orgy event?

Bill Clinton Sends Weird, Kinky E-mail About His Wife

The other day we mentioned Hillary Clinton's latest attempt to win back $11 million of her $109 million fortune, the "Have Dinner With Hillary" contest. Today, Bill Clinton sent out another e-mail about the contest, and it's gross. He...