Oh yeah baby that is right, can he call you Chunky Reese Witherspoon?
How is babby formed?
He thinks his sperms are MAGIC.
“You won’t have Bill Kintner to kick around anymore,” said Nebraska state Senator Bill Kintner -- a man who would probably be kicked around much less, or even remain unknown to the general public outside of Nebraska, if he...
A new South Carolina bill would require computers sold in the state to block access to porn, which is not what the Baby Jesus died for.
Quien es mas macho? EL HOMBRE MAGNIFICO DEL MUNDO, DONALD TRUMP!
Oh, so you wouldn't mind seeing Obama's ding-dong but Trump's would gross you out? DOUBLE STANDARD! But we get it.
He's already got a pretty great start!
Where's the strangest place Scott Brown and his wife, who he may have seen naked more than once, have ever done sexxytimes? None of your business!
Would you believe the Trump campaign might not follow campaign finance laws exactly to the letter? Yes, we are astonished at these allegations, too.
With days to go before the GOP convention, Donald Trump picked the perfect time to sue a former staffer to shut him up about a sex affair between senior staffers. Wait, a SEX AFFAIR BETWEEN SENIOR STAFFERS?
Wisconsin pro-lifers are organizing prayer vigils mourning Griswold v. Connecticut.
Not with each other, that would be gross.
Oh hello there. Were you wondering what it would look like if a rural preacher (who looks vaguely like a Dorian Gray-style painting of Dick Clark stashed in his closet for 45 years) showed up on your YouTube Teevee and...
Know what's been nice? Since Prince's untimely passing on Thursday, people really haven't said hardly anything shitty about it. Cities large and small have gone purple, the cast of Broadway's The Color Purple sang the tribute to end all tributes, and...