Tag: sex

An Exegesis Of Aubrey O’Day’s Gross, Dumb, Don Trump Jr.-Boning Song, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Don Jr.'s life is NOWHERE as good as an Abba song.

The Week In Garbage Men: Love In The Time Of The Deplorables

And also this is your open thread!

Be An Orange, Not A Whorange!

We are so confused!

Stormy Daniels Denies Denying Denial Of … Oh Screw It, Just Read This

The stuff about Trump being deathly afraid of sharks has to be real. Give to the shark charity of your choice today!

Great New Book Reveals Liberal Women Don’t Luve Their Wee Babbies Because They’re Shallow Hoors

If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)

Manic Pixie Asshat Ends Piano Campaign To Win Back Girlfriend, Is Sorry You All Hate Romance

Because women made fun of him, and also because he got punched in the head.

Dinesh D’Souza Can Now Reveal The Shocking Truth: Nazis Fucked A Lot

Dinesh D'Souza writing about Nazis getting their freak on is the least erotic thing since Sex Machine Dinesh D'Souza himself.

Mommy, How Are Icky Trump Surrogates’ Adultery Love Babies Made?

Congratulations on the fruits of your fucking, Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado!

Trump Will Make You Die Alone, Unsexed. So We’ve Got That Going For Us!

How is Donald Trump impacting your p-in-v or your p-in-b or your scissoring TODAY?

‘Get Me Roger Stone’ Is A Very Good Movie About A Very Bad Human Being

One of the biggest deplorables in the basket.

Ross Douthat Will Fuck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing Neckbeard

Oh yeah baby that is right, can he call you Chunky Reese Witherspoon?