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They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?
P.S. They ARE crackpots

Trump Sends Crazy Uncle Bill To Tell CIA How Chemtrails Hacked Our Election

There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating.

Robert Mueller Smashing White House Trumpkins. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 31, 2017

Mueller spooks Trump (again), John Kelly shows his true colors (again), and Hannity loses his shit (lol duh). Your morning news brief!

Trump Had Secret G20 Threesome With Putin And Kremlin Translator

TOTALLY NORMAL NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

Vladimir Putin Tease Trump With Authentic Russian Reach-Around, But No Pee Hooker This Time OK?

He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information!

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

Mitch McConnell Wants Trump To Stop Bein’ Silly So GOP Can Get Back To Fucking America

Way to put country above party, asshole!

Trump Will Leak On Whatever Russians He Wants! Your Overnight TrumpLeak Roundup!

Are Republicans finally reaching their tipping point with Trump? LOLOL not really.

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!

This Is Fuckin’ BAD Y’ALL

This will probably be the last post of the night, unless Pence decides to 25A him before morning.

Team Trump SO MAD Sneaky Russian Photographer Took Sneaky Russian Photos Like A Sneak

A picture is worth a thousand whines.

Trump Has First Performance Review In Oval Office With His Boss, The Russian Ambassador

The Russian AV Club will be meeting in the Oval after sixth period.

Trump Embraces His Inner Nixon. Wonkagenda for May 11, 2017

More Comey fallout, Trump meets with Russians, and TrumpCare is killing town halls. Your morning news brief!

Marco Rubio Condemning Chechnya’s Torture Of Gay Men Is Actually Really Fucking Impressive

Marco Rubio did a good thing, everyone!