Tag: Sergey Kislyak

Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.

Jared Kushner Innocent Of All Russian Crimes, According To Jared Kushner

Bet you DUMB LIBS feel pretty DUMB right now.

GOP Congressman From Moscow Still GOP Congressman From Moscow

Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER!

Russian Government Hasn’t STFU About Trump’s Associates Since 2015

UNMASKING! ARREST OBAMA! Et cetera. Et cetera.

Russian Ambassador Having A Sad, Because He Misses His Trump Traitor Friends :(

They never call. They never write. OR DO THEY?

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
No idea who's responsible for this work of sheer genius. Let us know so we can give proper credit!

Fox News Idiots Pretty Sure It’s Cool If Trump Crimes With Russia

Huh! Wonder why they're suddenly defending Trump on this!

Hey Jeff Sessions, You Feeling Perjury-Tastic Today? A Liveblog!

Jeff Sessions at the Senate Intelligence Committee! It's like Christmas, but not actually fun!

Jeff Sessions To Come Clean With Senate Intel Committee, By Not Answering Any Questions

Yay, Jeff Sessions is testifying tomorrow! Boo, it looks like he's going to invoke ALL THE EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE, KATIE.

Trump Tried To Reach Out And Touch Intel Chiefs. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 7, 2017

Trump touched more intel officials inappropriately, Eric Trump thinks his father's critics aren't people, and we got a new FBI director nominee to learn all about! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump’s Bein’ Downright UGLY To Sweet, Gentle, Kind-Hearted Bigot Jeff Sessions!

Donald Trump is treating Jeff Sessions like a common James Comey, for failing to respect his auth-or-i-tah!

At Least Vladimir Putin Didn’t Accuse Megyn Kelly Of Bleeding From Her Wherever

He was still a slimy little fuck, obviously.