Tag: Senate Foreign Relations committee

Sick Bob Corker Burn, Donald Trump! You Got Him Good, Like LMAO Out Loud!

Meanwhile, Kellyanne and Bannon are VERY upset SOMEONE IS DISRESPECTING A PRESIDENT!!!!

GOP Sen. Bob Corker Has Only Just Begun To Talk Shit About Donald Trump

Bob Corker isn't the hero we want OR the hero we need, but GODDAMN, this is entertaining.

Marco Rubio: Shame About Terrorist Attacks In Paris, At Least It’s Good News For Me!

Who couldn't use a little pick-me-up nice time news right about now? Oh, everyone? Great! Here is Sen. Marco Rubio, to cheer you up, with his glass-half-full perspective on the terrorist attacks in Paris earlier this month: Let me just say, I obviously am...

Marco Rubio’s Plan To Defeat ISIL Is Whatever You Want It To Be, Baby

The senator-in-name-only from Florida has unveiled his plan to kill all the terrorists to death, and it's adorable, you guys! When I am president, what I will do to defeat ISIL is very simple: whatever it takes. Awww, isn't that just...

NPR Ruins Day With Facts About Violence Against Women

Everything was going fine today (3 mimosas for breakfast, followed by a margarita-laden lunch), and then this bad news had to be slapped in our earholes from NPR: Thirty-five percent of women around the world have been raped or physically...