You'll be shocked to hear the House GOP failed again. You'll be shockeder to know it's your OPEN THREAD!
Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.
Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!
Hooray for Jim Comey doing his job!
Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.
Sen. Collins said the Senate Intelligence Committee might subpoena Trump's tax returns! MAKE IT SO, SENATOR.
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!
SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.
Hey media, DO YOUR JOBS.
Yr Wonkette lives in Tennessee, and we have some THOUGHTS TO 'SPLAIN TO OUR SENATOR.
Stupidest person in America.
The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.
THAT'S RIGHT COMEY, WE'RE TELLING YOU YOUR BUSINESS AGAIN.
The Senate pulls an all nighter, Elaine Chao doesn't speak, and Trump keeps his business all in the family. Your morning news brief!
Come watch Exxon CEO man try to convince us he's qualified to lead the State Department HAHAHAHAHA AS IF.
Schumer came up with a fun and hilarious way to tell McConnell to eat a bag of dicks.
It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.