Tag: senate

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OH GO FUCK YOURSELF, JOHN MCCAIN

We wish John McCain a speedy recovery. And also for him to go fuck himself.

Nation Aghast At Trump’s Mika Tweets, Except Sarah Huckabee Sanders And His ‘No Bullying’ Wife

A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.

Today’s Hearings: Senators Go HULK SMASH At Zip-Lipped Intel Chiefs Refusing To Give Up The Precious

Plus bonus video of Sen. Kamala Harris murdering some fools, with words!

Senate Intelligence Committee Shoves Subpoena Up Michael Flynn’s Ass

Looks like Trump's firing of James Comey is having the opposite of its intended effect!

Senate Intel Committee Wants To See All Of Trump Team’s Russian Sexts RIGHT NOW

Oh look who's decided to start investigating again!

These Senators Are Totally Obsessed With How Many Old Gays Are At Brunch

Surprise, this is a story about how the Trump administration sucks again.

Trump’s War Bus Goes Beep Beep Beep! Your Wonkagenda for April 27, 2017

Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!

Marco Rubio Condemning Chechnya’s Torture Of Gay Men Is Actually Really Fucking Impressive

Marco Rubio did a good thing, everyone!

Trumponomics Just A Golden Shower! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 25, 2017

Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!

Now *Senate* Intelligence Committee Dicking Around On Trump-Russia. Awesome.

We thought they were the grown-ups. We really thought so.

Tennessee Senator Schmuck Full Of Supreme Court Chootspah! Gesundheit!

Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!

BREAKING! House GOP Won’t Murder Obamacare Today, Will Wait Until Tomorrow Or Seven Years From Now

You'll be shocked to hear the House GOP failed again. You'll be shockeder to know it's your OPEN THREAD!

Republicans Gettin’ MIGHTY SASSY About Trump’s Stupid ‘Wire Tapp’ Lies

Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.

John McCain And Rand Paul Are Fighting Like MEOW HISS GRRRR ARGH!

Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!