Tag: secret service
Donald Trump thinks running the most powerful country in the world is a fucking reality show.
Guys, they're really just not good at this stuff. Any of it.
The Trumps have picked a school for Barron. It sounds very nice!
Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.
Trump has a spot for the ladies, TrumpCare rides again (again), and Hannity throws another tantrum. Your morning news brief!
How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
Saving so much money by making other people pick up the tab.
Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!
Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.
Donald Trump's dream vacations are the stuff of Washington's feverish nightmares.
Also everybody hates Kellyanne Conway and she's been getting death threats, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.
Betsy DeVos hates bears, Ryan Zinke wants to hunt with Smokey the Bear, and Obama is getting everyone off. Your morning news brief!
Failing upward, that is what this is called.
At last, a holiday gift Trump will love so much!