Tag: secret service

Jason Chaffetz Sure He’s As Clean As A Whistle, Because Of All These Enemas (He Said That)

How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?

TrumpCare Back? Back Again?! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 6, 2017

Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!

Is Trump Grifting The Secret Service? Gonna Just Assume ‘Yes’

Saving so much money by making other people pick up the tab.

Devin Nunes Can’t Shut Up! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 23, 2017

Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!

Craven Dicksnot Rep. Jason Chaffetz CAN’T WAIT To Investigate Obama’s ‘Wire Tapp’ On Trump!

Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.

Uncle Sam Loves Donald Trump So Much He’s Paying Him For His Vacations

Donald Trump's dream vacations are the stuff of Washington's feverish nightmares.

Trump’s First Days In Office Were Epic F*ck Show, And We Can’t Stop LOLing

Also everybody hates Kellyanne Conway and she's been getting death threats, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.

Obama Plays Freebird! Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 18, 2017

Betsy DeVos hates bears, Ryan Zinke wants to hunt with Smokey the Bear, and Obama is getting everyone off. Your morning news brief!

Tucker Carlson Promoted At Fox News For Being World’s Worst Human

Failing upward, that is what this is called.

Finally, A Way To Send Donald Trump A Bunch Of Pussy!

At last, a holiday gift Trump will love so much!

Trump Tower: A Luxurious Address With Secret Service Protection And A Target On Its Back!

What, you don't want to live there? There's totally a Starbucks in the lobby.

New York Would Like Some Money For Donald Trump’s Security, Please. First Bill: $35 Million, Cheap!

You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.

Army Rides To Indians’ Rescue, Shuts Down DAPL. Wonkagenda for Monday, December 5, 2016

#DAPL protesters win, armed nutjobs are 'investigating' Hillary Clinton's kid sex ring, and Trump is poking Ghyna in the eye. Your daily news brief!

New York City Spending One Million A Day To Protect Donald Trump, But It’s Cool Because He’s Not Black

Donald Trump doesn't much care for the cow town of Washington DC. He likes New York City, because it is full of culture and golden toilets. New York City does not particularly return his affection. VIDEO: Donald Trump gets booed...

It’s Election Day! Your Wonkagenda: Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Glenn Beck does the impossible, Jame O'Keefe's same old shenanigans, and marijuanas across America! Your Wonkagenda!