Tag: secret service
It's almost as if there's a problem with too many guns out there. Let's crack down on mentally ill people instead.
And I never met a man who was so pretty inside, he's got diamonds on the bed of his thumbnails ...
Donald Trump is lying about the value of his golf course? Well knock us over with a feather.
You guys, Maggie Haberman is wrong about a thing again.
Trump tax plan is here, Kushnerville strikes back, and Democrats LURV Puerto Rico. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump Jr. doesn't want a Secret Service detail anymore. Wonder why?
Goodbye, Keith! Time to go cry somewhere else, Keith!
Protip: It's a really bad idea to treat the people responsible for your safety like you treat your construction subcontractors.
Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
To be fair, failure is EXHAUSTING.
President Griftabuck can't seem to squeeze enough cash out of the Secret Service to make protecting his life worthwhile.
Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!
The WEAK AND FAILING JAY SEKULOW, everyone!
Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump thinks running the most powerful country in the world is a fucking reality show.
Guys, they're really just not good at this stuff. Any of it.