Tag: secret service
How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
Saving so much money by making other people pick up the tab.
Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!
Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.
Donald Trump's dream vacations are the stuff of Washington's feverish nightmares.
Also everybody hates Kellyanne Conway and she's been getting death threats, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.
Betsy DeVos hates bears, Ryan Zinke wants to hunt with Smokey the Bear, and Obama is getting everyone off. Your morning news brief!
Failing upward, that is what this is called.
At last, a holiday gift Trump will love so much!
What, you don't want to live there? There's totally a Starbucks in the lobby.
You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.
#DAPL protesters win, armed nutjobs are 'investigating' Hillary Clinton's kid sex ring, and Trump is poking Ghyna in the eye. Your daily news brief!
New York City Spending One Million A Day To Protect Donald Trump, But It’s Cool Because He’s Not Black
Donald Trump doesn't much care for the cow town of Washington DC. He likes New York City, because it is full of culture and golden toilets. New York City does not particularly return his affection. VIDEO: Donald Trump gets booed...
Glenn Beck does the impossible, Jame O'Keefe's same old shenanigans, and marijuanas across America! Your Wonkagenda!