Tag: sean spicer

He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Donald Trump Said A Fib About Having James Comey Tapes! Naughty Naughty!

What a little Pinocchio he is!

Obama’s Homeland Security Chief Says Russia Fucked Us HARD, Y’all

How many states did they target? ALL OF THEM KATIE? How many state election systems did DHS audit? Um, about that.

Robert Mueller’s League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

Liveblogging BIG PORKY SEAN SPICER’S Last Press Briefing Ever, Unless He Does Another One

We must savor these moments while they last!

Sean Spicer Simply Too Fat To Brief Press These Days

What the hell is going on with the White House Press Briefings?

Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017

Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!

There. Are. No. God. Damn. Trump. Comey. Tapes. (Unless There Are, In Which Case There Are!)

Donald Trump thinks running the most powerful country in the world is a fucking reality show.

Idiot Trump Lawyer (And Alex Jones!) NAILS James Comey For Leaking *Unclassified* Information. LOL!

We hate to break it to you, but Donald Trump's lawyer might not be all that S-M-R-T.

HAPPY COMEY DAY! Let’s Liveblog Story Time With Uncle Jim!

Come sit a spell while James Comey tells us NSFW stories about Donald Trump!

Know Your Wrays: Fay Was In ‘King Kong,’ Chris Is Trump’s FBI Nominee

Not included: any discussion of William Wegman's Weimaraner Fay Ray.

Trump Tried To Reach Out And Touch Intel Chiefs. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 7, 2017

Trump touched more intel officials inappropriately, Eric Trump thinks his father's critics aren't people, and we got a new FBI director nominee to learn all about! Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Not Jealous Of Ivanka Trump

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!

Trump Aides Compete In Ass-Kissing Contest, EVERYBODY WINS! :D

Donald Trump's spin doctors are about as competent as his physician.

A Student Loan Debt Monopoly? Nothing To Worry About, College Kids! Wonkagenda for Wed., May 31, 2017

Nobody wants to work with Trump, Hannity vows to fight facts, and Betsy DeVos wants to monopolize the student loan debt business. Your morning news brief!

Sean Spicer’s Press Briefing Went Well Today

Better luck next time, Spicey. If there even IS a next time. Your OPEN THREAD!