Tag: scotus

Jill Abramson Asks If We Should Impeach Clarence Thomas, And WONKETTE ANSWERS!

Should we get rid of a 69-year-old judge and let the Republicans replace him with some 25-year-old wingnut? It's a headscratcher!

Trump Lawyers Say No Robert Mueller Interview, Because Their Client Is BIGLY FUCKING LIAR

Keep stalling, assholes. You're just giving Robert Mueller time to strengthen his case EVEN MORE.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 25, 2018

Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief.

She Shuts Shit Down By The Shit Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 19, 2018

Republicans are about to shutdown the government (again), LA Times publisher is a big bag of dicks, and Fusion GPS told Congress Trump-Russia worse than we thought. Your morning news brief.

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

BANNON, BANNON, BANNON! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 4, 2018

The lovers' quarrel between Bannon and Trump gets brutal, Trump gets ready to drill, baby, drill, and Ellen DeGeneres invites Eric Trump to her big, gay agenda.

Chicago Tribune: Let Gays Eat Those Swastika Cakes We Like

Say what you will about the Chicago Tribune ed board, Donnie, at least it's an ethos.

Anti-Gay Wingnuts Here With FRESHEST, HOTTEST Decade-Old Bigot Bakery Defenses

Behold, it is a vast field of strawmen.

GOP Hopes You Won’t Notice Budget Fuckery. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 5, 2017

Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.

Supreme Court Wonders, But What IS Phone?

Can we stop pretending it's a phone already?

GOP Pissed Poors Keep Complaining. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 29, 2017

GOP tax bill gets even less popular, Matt Lauer YA BUSTED, and the fight for net neutrality gets dirty. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Backdoor Action. Gross. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 20, 2017

Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!

Is Neil Gorsuch Obnoxious Enough To Turn John Roberts Liberal? MAYBE!

Nina Totenberg is NOT IMPRESSED with Justice Mansplainer!

Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017

Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!