You know WHO ELSE never had a sinkhole on the White House lawn? All the other presidents, Katie.
Come on in, nerds.
Next, some amazing news on how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Gosh, who'd have thought reorienting the EPA to help industry could have unfortunate effects?
Ah, May. The flowers are blooming again. Mother’s Day… and of course, it’s Hepatitis Awareness Month. But you knew that, right? You’re a Wonkette reader (and hopefully you give us a monthly tithe just like you do to the FSM...
Science did a study on depressed moms and their kids' IQ. The media didn't know how to handle it, surprise.
Navy Seal pretends he's a geologist on Twitter.
Oh lord this man.
This is fantastic news! Of course, in Norway for instance, schools have enough money...
A good guy with a gun is still likely to screw up now and then.
His spaceship knows which way to go.
It won't get passed, but it's still pretty disgusting that they're trying.
Ryan Zinke is all about 'local input.' Unless it's from a bunch of damn hippie nature lovers.
It's a rigged system. A drilling-rigged system, to be precise.