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McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017

McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!
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Let’s Just Cut Out The Grifty Middle-Woman And Make Sarah Palin Head Of The Air Force!

This grifty Heather Wilson lady is no match for our Sister Sarah! UNFAIR!
Yo, whut up, fo shizzle,uhh... you betcha!

Sarah Palin Spits Hot Verse At New York Times, Misses, Also Is Broke, Broke, Broke.

Sarah Palin thinks the New York Times is broke. The Talmud says we see the world not as it is, but as we are.

Sarah Palin Needs Gas Money You Guys

Hello Iowa grannies, can y'all reach into your Medicare check and help Sister Sarah Palin out? Because she would like some gas money for how to go vroom in big bus zoom zoom moosefarts Iowa Trump you betcha, and...
Sarah's "O" Face

What The Hell Does Sarah Palin Want Now?

Does Sarah want to be vice president when Donald Trump becomes "president," because he already said he wants to tap her, in a government way? Does she want to Maverick her way into the You Betcha spot at the last...
Sarah's "O" Face

The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin’s Empire Of Grift Crumbles Into The Eternal Sea

Sarah Palin has finally awakened from her long summertime slumber to publish new videos, hooray! We’ll get to the new video in a moment. But first: where has Governor Quitterface been these last couple weeks? Like migratory waterfowl before they...
Wait, you're saying she was still on Fox? Huh.

Sarah Palin Loses Fox News ‘Job’ Again, Guess She’ll Have To Find New ‘Job’

Toll the bells, America, for an era, it endeth: Fox News will not renew Sarah Palin's contract. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Never again will Fox viewers ever see their Beloved on the telescreen, except for whenever she...
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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Will Sue Obama For Stealing The Internet

The real story of this week's Fartknocker Report (Presented By Fartknocker) is about Sarah Palin being super lazy all the way to the bank. We'll get to that in a minute. But first, let's watch a video in which...

Sarah Palin Pretty Sure Sarah Palin To Thank For GOP Midterm Tidal Wave

Sarah Palin, remember her? She was that lady who socialized Alaska's oil, fought the good old boy network, and broke the glass ceiling in the Land of the Midnight Sun? We know, it's hard to place her, due to...

Guess How Much More Sarah Palin’s SarahPAC Spent On Consulting Than Candidates, Hint It Is ‘Twenty Times More’

Hey kids! Is your grifting game going a little sideways lately? Do you need to learn from the big girls? Then let us head over to OpenSecrets.org and check on what Sarah Palin's SarahPAC is up to lately, as...

Oh No, Conservatives In Epic Twit-Fight Against Common Frauder Sarah Palin, And It Is All The Fault Of Your Wonket

We are sorry, conservatives, that you are all mad at Sarah Palin for spending 95 percent of her SarahPAC muneez on grifty consultants and "shipping and handling" and "overhead." We are sorry, because we are the ones who pointed...

Is That Sarah Palin’s Hand In Your Pocket Or Is She Just Happy To See You?

SarahPAC has a shiny new ad out about blah blah blah Sarah Palin is the warmest kindest most generous most important rogue the world has ever known, she and only she is in charge of deciding which lunatics will...

SarahPAC Pulls Off Another Banner Quarter of Grift

Sarah Palin's SarahPAC, which is not a slush fund at all but a pool of money to support principled conservative politicians, made all sorts of money in Q12012. Which lucky ducky congressional candidates were the recipients of America's most...

New SarahPAC Video Announces Palin Is Commanding General of Teabaggers

"Sarah Palin Really Likes Flags," says The Awl. Yeah, but too much. How did this split-second MUSLIM flag get into this video? The video editor must have accidentally hit the "Sharia" button on the editing machine. Anyway, as you...

SarahPAC Handing Out Princely Sums To Everyone (Except Nikki Haley)

Hey, you guys, SarahPAC, remember that thing? The institutional arm by which our gal Sarah was going to extend her influence across the face of the Republican Party? Well, it's sure made some sweet YouTubes, but what...