Tag: sarah palin

Did A Weird Russian Spy Lady Send These Gun-Humping Trump Creeps To Moscow? WHOA IF TRUE!

This time psycho-fascist Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke got to go! Weird, huh?
Not how it works after all

More Town Hall Fun Times! Florida GOP Guy Quite Miffed You Children Mocking His Death Panels

Florida Man worries about Death Panels.
Bristol Palin is Mad About A Thing

Bristol Palin Has some SERIOUS Questions For Feminists — How Will We Ever Answer Them?

Wow, Bristol's really stickin' it to us!
Wait, you're saying she was still on Fox? Huh.

Sarah Palin Does Not Like Smearing Donald Trump With Pee

America's greatest mind weighs in on the Trump scandal du jour.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

GOP Senators Totally Cool With Benghazi-Style Attacks Now, We Guess

It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.

Sarah Palin Is Idiot, Whereas Tom Cotton Is … Correct? Huh, That Can’t Be Right …

Sarah Palin and Tom Cotton have thoughts on Julian Assange. GUESS WHICH ONE IS STUPIDER.

Here’s Where Ivanka ‘N’ Jared Will Gay Bang Each Other When They Move To Washington

A tasteful and grand home in which to plan world domination and do sex to each other.

House Republicans Murder Congressional Ethics Office, Because They’re Already So Ethical

What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.

2016: The Year The Palins And The Duggars Bored The Everloving Sh*t Out Of Us

Oh, Palins. Oh, Duggars. We still can't quit you, even if you do suck lately.

Your Weekly Top Ten Says Happy War On Christmas Eve!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN CHRISTMAS WEEK STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Yo, whut up, fo shizzle,uhh... you betcha!

Sarah Palin Spits Hot Verse At New York Times, Misses, Also Is Broke, Broke, Broke.

Sarah Palin thinks the New York Times is broke. The Talmud says we see the world not as it is, but as we are.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is All HEY, SARAH PALIN, HEY!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW.

Ann Coulter And Sarah Palin Feeling BETRAYED! By Sexxxy Boyfriend Donald Trump

Did Donald Trump use idiots like Coulter and Palin just to attain power, and really doesn't actually care about them? MAYBE POSSIBLY!
The Sarah Palin Farknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker

Sarah Palin Just Yelled ‘Hoohah!’ And Now Our Week Is Complete

Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry.
Not like any clock she's ever seen.

Exactly How Many Jobs Can Sarah Palin Quit? Wonkagenda, Thursday, December 1, 2016

Obama's still got some game, Sarah Palin begs for a job, and Trump's Twitter feed! Your daily news brief!