Tag: sarah huckabee sanders

Trump Visits Philippines Mass Murderer, Has Really Terrific, Wonderful Time!

Donald Trump doesn't do 'human rights.' Hell, he barely does 'human.'

Your Weekly Top Ten Is A DINOSAUR GRRR ARGH!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Sarah Huckabee Sanders THROUGH With Uppity Black Lady Reporters And Their So-Called ‘Questions’

In which the Trump White House cannot answer a simple question about IS SLAVERY GOOD? Y/N

Happy Birthday Ivanka LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Luv Robert Mueller

This would be really sad if Ivanka Trump wasn't a complicit asshole monster.
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.

Knee Deep In Niger. Wonkagenda for Oct. 24, 2017

There's a lot more troops are in Niger, Trump takes a field trip, and Ryan Zinke gets REALLY grifty. Your morning news brief.

Trump Lied About Calling The Families Of Fallen Troops, And Sarah Huckabee Sanders Blames … THE TROOPS!

How dare you disrespect the troops by pointing out the White House lies! How very dare you!

General John Kelly Apologizes For Being Liar, HAHA JUST KIDDING ARE YOU NEW HERE?

Who are you going to believe? John Kelly or the ACTUAL VIDEO OF THE FREDERICA WILSON SPEECH HE LIED ABOUT?

General John Kelly Lied About Rep. Frederica Wilson, And He Fucking Knows It

Whaaaaaaaaat? Donald Trump and his chief of staff are LYING?

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Trump Flies To Puerto Rico To Call Them Fuck-Ups To Their Faces

America, we once again present to you YOUR PRESIDENT.

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

NRA To Las Vegas Shooting Victims: SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY!

In response to Las Vegas, the NRA will wait EIGHT WHOLE DAYS to start running shitty ads, in Virginia.

Trump’s Black Friend In The Senate Not Really In Mood For His Shit Today

We don't like Senator Tim Scott's politics very much, but we sure do like it when he puts Donald Trump flat on his ass, WITH WORDS.

Trump White House Adds Black ESPN Lady Jemele Hill To Hit List, We Mean Shit List

GO FUCK YOURSELF, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.

Donald Trump Rolled By ‘Chuck And Nancy’ Again? Who Can Even Say!

Trump Breakthroughs That Are Less Than They Sound Like, Part Twelve Spejillion.