Tag: sarah huckabee sanders

Your Weekly Top Ten Really Wouldn’t Wanna Be Paul Manafort Right About Now

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Robert Mueller Has Barely Even Begun To Kick Paul Manafort In The Dick

Oh look, it's Paul Manafort running away with bags of money again! Catch him!

Trump Staffers Just Love How Mass Shootings Let Them Catch Some Well-Deserved R&R

Fuck all these disgusting people right in the ear.

Wonkette’s Weekly Top Ten Just LOVES Mueller Time

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Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.

Chris Wray Says ACTUALLY Sarah Huckabee Sanders And John Kelly Are Total Fucking Liars Who Lie

The White House can't even keep track of its own lies anymore.

Orrin Hatch Just Heartbroken Over How This Rob Porter Scandal Has Hurt Orrin Hatch

He seems more heartbroken for himself than the woman who got punched in the face.

Trump Wishes Rob Porter Well, Reminds America Bitches Often Be Lyin’

Fuck all these assholes.

Let’s Watch Nice Young Man Raj Shah Do First White House Press Briefing, Get Eaten Alive

Raj Shah has the potential to be the next Sarah Huckabee Sanders, God help him.

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!

Badass Gay Figure Skater ‘Bout To Land Perfect Triple Axel UP MIKE PENCE’S ASS

Openly gay US figure skater Adam Rippon is having NONE. OF. MIKE. PENCE'S. SHIT.

White House Can’t Decide Who’s Lazier, Mexicans Or Democrats, Napping Under The Cactus In Their Big Sombreros

The hardest-working administration in history has thoughts on lazy Mexicans.