Tag: sarah huckabee sanders

Trump’s Black Friend In The Senate Not Really In Mood For His Shit Today

We don't like Senator Tim Scott's politics very much, but we sure do like it when he puts Donald Trump flat on his ass, WITH WORDS.

Trump White House Adds Black ESPN Lady Jemele Hill To Hit List, We Mean Shit List

GO FUCK YOURSELF, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.

Donald Trump Rolled By ‘Chuck And Nancy’ Again? Who Can Even Say!

Trump Breakthroughs That Are Less Than They Sound Like, Part Twelve Spejillion.

What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?

All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?

Trump Lawyers Deny Sticking Russian Spy Shoe Phone Straight Up Jared Kushner’s Ass

Yeah, Trump knew about the Russia Meeting. HIS OWN LAWYERS TOLD HIM!

Ryan Zinke Wants To Kill All The Cute Critters. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 25, 2017

Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

American Dream Deferred. Wonkagenda for Thurs., August 3, 2017

Trump's unveils his immigration policy, McMaster fires another Flynn spy, the Senate tries to make an Obamacare band-aid.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is LOLing At Donald Trump’s Weakest, Saddest Week Ever

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017

SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

Let 10-Year-Old Quillaine Teach This Fake ‘Pickle’ Boy How To Write Letters To That Jerkoff, The President

Pickle kisses Trump's ass like a common Scaramucci. Quillaine shows him how it is done.

Liveblogging New Press Sec Anthony Scaramucci As He Hypnotizes Us Like The Jungle Book Snake!

How is today different from all other days? Spicer out, a new sheriff in the comms department, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders turning on the idiot box!

Trump Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY Over Obamacare, Which Very Rudely Refuses To Die

Boy, this ACA repeal, I don't know.

Trump Jr. Forgot About His Russian Emails. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 11, 2017

Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.