Tag: sanctuary cities

March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018

Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!

A Gun In Every Classroom. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 12, 2018

Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.

Storm A-Comin’. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 7, 2018

Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.

Robert Mueller Over-Serves Sam Nunberg. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 6, 2018

Special guest star Sam Nunberg melts down, Republicans are desperate to stop the trade war, and West Virginia teachers are STILL standing tall! Your morning news brief.

This ‘Tennessee Idiot For Governor’ Commercial Is The Gayest Fucking Thing I Have Seen All Week

Will you find this ad super gay, or will you just find it fucking annoying? OR WILL IT BE BOTH?

Gun Nuts Shoot Moral Compasses To Smithereens. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 21, 2018

Local lawmakers shoot down gun control, conspiracy nuts go above and beyond, and a Dem in Kentucky wins back her state House seat. Your morning news brief.

Trump ICE Thug Wants To Deport Jerry Brown — Get This, For *Human Trafficking*

The 'lock 'em up!' list just keeps getting longer and longer.

2017: The Year Those Stupid Fucking Lawyer Jokes Finally Died

What a ride! Last Lawsplainer of the year. Get it while it's HOT!

Judge Rules Trump ‘Sanctuary Cities’ Executive Order As Unconstitutional As All The Other Ones

If we didn't know better, we'd say that the courts think Donald Trump is full of shit!

Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017

THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Team Can’t Stop Crash Landing. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 29, 2017

Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.
This pic could be from the Juggalo march, who the fuck knows?

Watch Out Virginia! Ralph Northam Held Down Your Mother While MS-13 Raped Her, With Votes

Virginia's having a gubernatorial race. Time for shit to get stupid!
The Titan refugee program was a bad idea, we'll admit

Like A Good Neighbor, Mexico Is There! (Offer Void Where Trump Is President)

Mexico would like to teach the U.S. president something about how grown-up countries behave. Again.

Trump Advises Advisers He Doesn’t Want Their Advice. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug 17, 2017

Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.

Jeff Sessions Loves Cops, Except Mexican-Loving Chicago Cops, Who Are Bad

The Department of Justice will help cops fight crime by docking their allowance. We wish we were kidding.

The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 26, 2017

Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.