Tag: salt lake city

Gather Ye, Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena Libs! We Got Some Celebrating To Do!

It's our last week of 'vacation,' LOL, and we're spending it in your heartland! Don't miss us!

Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena, MT: Ding Dong, Wonkette Calling!

Pocatello, IDAHO? Are we even kidding? (We are not!)

Tomorrow Will Be A Wonkin’ Las Vegas Saturday Night! (Afternoon) (We Are So Old)

Pussycat pussycat I love you, yes I do!

Attention NorCal, It Is Your Turn To Get Wonkette Beach Bum World Toured 2017!!!

It's the weekend! It's Yr Wonkette Drinky Thing! It's your open thread!

Eugene Hippies It Is Your Night To Shine!

Bedeck yourselves in patchouli and myrrh! Company is here!

Nobody’s Defending Asshole Nurse-Assaulting Utah Cop… Except Assholes At ‘Daily Caller’

Cops will surely learn from this horrific incident. They'll learn to have more body cam 'malfunctions.'

So Now We’re Arresting Nurses For ‘Upholding The Constitution.’ Nice Job, Cops!

Cop wants blood sample from unconscious accident victim. Nurse explains he can't have blood sample, and why. Cop busts nurse for gettin' mouthy.

Nice Time: Watch Hundreds Of Utahns Greet The Last Arriving Refugees (For Now)

We're not crying; YOU'RE crying.

Can This Nice Trans Lady Beat Gross Teabagger GOP Sen. Mike Lee In November?

Misty K. Snow MAKES HISTORY as the first major party trans U.S. Senate Candidate. Hooray, Misty!

This Utah Republican Publicly Mourning Gay Orlando Victims Will Make You Ugly Cry

Yes, a Utah Republican, that is not a typo, we said that correctly.
Hasa diga eebowai, motherfuckers.

Thousands Of Mormons To Nail Magic Underpants To Temple Door In Mass Resignation

Oh fiddlesticks, the Mormon Church has angered some of the people on its membership rolls! If you'll remember, the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints decided it was time to update its policies on the EW GAYS,...

Wonkette Smearing Its Big Love On Salt Lake City Tomorrow! (Or Tonight!)

Salt Lake City, comin' atcha! We shall invade your Drinking Liberally, as is our wont, and in exchange for letting us annex you, we shall buy you pitchers of your silly low-test beer tomorrow (or tonight?), anyway, Friday. BUT...

A Ridiculous Amount Of Notice For You, So Cal, To Put On Your Drinkin’ And Wonkin’ Shoes

San Diego! Orange County! Los Angeles! Las Vegas! Maybe Utah! We are hereby giving you a dumb amount of notice that we will be buying you beers and/or grilling you tofurkey (you bring the tofurkey), NEXT WEEK AND THEREAFTER....

Mitt Romney Has ‘Thoughts’ On Baltimore And Hillary Clinton, Still Not Running For President (Wink Wink)

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.comIf you are a perpetual loser of the Republican persuasion, there's really no better place to go for some tender loving ball-fondling than Fox News. So Mitt Romney spent some quality time with "Fox...

TLC Invites You To Watch Maybe-Gay Mormons Ice Skate, Try Not To Think About Naked Guys

We've come to expect a certain level of quality and self-awareness from The Learning Channel, which has brought us such chronicles of the human condition as Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, 90-Day Fiancee, and Sarah Palin's Alaska. From this august tradition comes their new one-hour...
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Rep. Dr. Mike Kennedy, Esq., Will Protect Utah From Dangerous Hospitals

People of Utah, did you know you are under threat by monstrous hazards that lurk behind gleaming facades, endangering your very life under the diabolical ruse of helping you avoid death? There could even be one of these hulking terrors right in...