Tag: RyanCare

TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017

The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017

Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!

Trump Will Be A Great Wartime President! The Best! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 17, 2017

Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!

TrumpCare Stumbles Into The ER. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 16, 2017

Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!
Only the crew knows for sure

OK Everyone, It’s Time To Chill Out About Rachel Maddow RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST

Rachel Maddow sure indeedy did get our attention, didn't she?

Comey, Come Out To Play-ay! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 15, 2017

Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!

President Hillary Clinton Releases Marvelous Plan To Improve Obamacare, Aren’t You Glad She Won?

Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!

Paul Ryan Said The Meanest Things About Donald Trump, And Breitbart Is PISSED

Was Paul Ryan's love for Donald Trump NEVER TRUE? Oh how surprising!

LOL Kellyanne Conway’s Talking To Toasters! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 13, 2017

Kellyanne Conway talks to home appliances, Steve King sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, and Old Handsome Joe returns! Your morning news brief!

Paul Ryan Won’t Compete In Your Shallow Health Care Coverage Beauty Contest!

What is next, Honey Boo Boos, do you want tiaras for everyone too? SUBSIDIZED SPANX AND BODY GLITTER? Do you want the government to buy Vaseline for your teeth?

Dumbass Paul Ryan Ain’t Even Know How ‘Health Insurance’ Works, Is Dumbass

He really should just shut up and look pretty.

No Russia, No Russia, YOU’RE The Russia! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 9, 2017

Is it TrumpCare or RyanCare, James Comey gets comfy, and China bootlegs Ivanka Trump! Your morning news brief!

Wonkette Official Medical Opinion: We Are So Fucked

Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.

Christopher Steele Returns! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 8, 2017

Wikileaks takes another dump, Christopher Steele returns, and it's International Women's Day! Your morning news brief!

Who Hates TrumpCare More Than Democrats? Other Republicans, Of Course.

The ACA doesn't cover Republicans' self-inflicted wounds, does it?

Mike Pence Defends Trump’s ‘Obama Wire Tapp’ Lie By HEY LOOK! SQUIRREL!

Yep, even Pence thinks it's bullshit, if you read between the lines and are not dumb!