Tag: russian sanctions

Let’s Liveblog Donald Trump Jr.’s Senate Lies, Since There’s Obviously Nothing Else Going On Today

Fuck the Senate Judiciary Committee right now, for real.

RUN, RONNY, RUN! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 24, 2018

Ronny Jackson has a a problem, Scott Pruitt's days may be numbered, and Hannity blames Obama for his millions. Your morning news brief.

Trump White House Gotta Throw Nikki Haley Under This Bus Real Fast, BRB

We are supposed to believe Nikki Haley was BEIN' A BIG IDIOT when she said we were going to sanction the shit out of Russia some more.

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.

HEY MICHAEL COHEN, SHOW US THAT FUCKIN’ PASSPORT AGAIN!

HEY-O MOTHERFUCKER!

Trump Sure Pulling Out Will Work This Time. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 5, 2018

Trump throwing more tantrums, Fox shits on Scott Pruitt, Facebook admits it fucked up REAL bad. Your morning news brief.

Trump Administration Does Literal Least It Can Do To Punish Russia For Spy Poisoning Attack

Expelling Russian spies? Big whoop. Call us when they sanction Putin's ass.

FBI And DHS: Russian Hackers Calling From Inside The House

Maybe if the Russians kill Twitter, Trump will give a shit about cyber security?

Fox News Idiot Heather Nauert Gets To Be Boss Of Three Bureaus At State Department, Yay!

We root for Heather Nauert's success, while 100% expecting her failure.

You’re Not Gonna Believe This, But Erik Prince Lied To Congress

Jesus's best little Aryan soldier LIED? The fuck you say!
he was just trying to help Mis-turrr Twump!

Robert Mueller Gonna ‘SAYS WHO’ Right Up Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen’s Ass

Robert Mueller is just asking questions!

The 432,696 Hottest Scoops In Jane Mayer’s Profile Of Christopher Steele, Trump Dossier Super-Spy!

Including how the Kremlin allegedly PERSONALLY VETOED Trump naming stupid Mittens Romney as secretary of State.

Wingnuts Magic Up Novel Legal Theory About Michael Flynn’s Innocence, Are Pathetic :(

Sometimes when a Mommy Liar and a Daddy Liar love each other very much, they rub up against each other on the internet. And three days later a Baby Lie is born!

Trump’s Obsession With Proving His Dick Is Even Half As Big As Obama’s Is Getting KINDA Ridiculous

Now Donald Trump says he's better than Obama because Obama didn't even USE the Oval Office.