Tag: russian sanctions

Trump Thanks Putin For Spanking America, Asks Him To Do It Harder

Trump's BDSM relationship with Vladimir Putin is going well.

Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017

Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!

SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017

SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

Trump Caught Between Russian Sanctions And A Pee Tape (ALLEGEDLY)

WHO'S YOUR DADDY, TRUMP? WHO'S YOUR REAL DADDY?

The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 26, 2017

Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.

Enter The Mooch. Wonkagenda For Monday, July 24, 2017

Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.

GOP Congressman From Moscow Still GOP Congressman From Moscow

Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER!

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

Trump Tells Women Where To Go. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 30, 2017

Joe & Mike have a Face/Off with Trump, Russian hacking gets W E I R D, and the GOP debates killing olds.

Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN’s Russia Story Fuckup

Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.

Weird, Senate Doesn’t Trust Trump On Russia Sanctions. Did We Mention, ‘Weird’?

Republican Senators give Trump a big vote of confidence by taking away his power! As one does.

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.