Tag: russian hacking

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
Princess Sunbutt Will Rise Again!

Deleted Comments: Yankees Too Dumb To Know They Stoled Old Glory From The Confederate Flag!

It's hard to keep a proud neo-Confederate down -- or out of the comments on an article from two years ago.

Weird, Senate Doesn’t Trust Trump On Russia Sanctions. Did We Mention, ‘Weird’?

Republican Senators give Trump a big vote of confidence by taking away his power! As one does.

Are Georgia Voting Machines Secure? Frankly, My Dear, They Don’t Give a Damn

Georgia's voting systems could be at risk. Fortunately, the state has taken strong action to tell critics to shut up.

Seems Russia Hacked Election Systems In 39 States. Is Hillary Clinton Sorry Yet?

Oh, so the Russian attacks on state election systems were a lot bigger than we thought. Can't see why that's a thing.

Comey To Talk His ‘Thing’ With Trump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 8, 2017

Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!

Trump Tried To Reach Out And Touch Intel Chiefs. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 7, 2017

Trump touched more intel officials inappropriately, Eric Trump thinks his father's critics aren't people, and we got a new FBI director nominee to learn all about! Your morning news brief!

Master Deal-Maker Trump Giving Russia Back Its Spy Mansions In Exchange For ‘Nothing.’ Does Nothing Work For You?

John Le Carré protests: These plot twists are entirely too implausible.

Comey To Come Out And Play! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 1, 2017

Comey's coming back to Congress, Trump's giving back Russian spy mansions, and Hillary Clinton keeps it real. Your morning news brief!
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Trump Wants Intel Briefings Cut Up In Small Bites With Extra Ketchup

Open up and eat your intel briefing, Mr. President! Here comes the MQ-9 Reaper drone, which is the upgraded version of the earlier MQ-1 Predator! Vroom! Yum Yum!

Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017

Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.

Has Donald Trump Landed Yet?

Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please?

That Time James Comey Kicked George W. Bush’s Ass On Warrantless Spying

Donald Trump seems to be the only person surprised to learn James Comey kept notes on their conversations.
Been a while. We missed this one.

Hillary Clinton Re-Murdered DNC Staffer All Over Again Because Wikileaks. Obviously.

As Team Trump gets into more trouble, get ready to learn more and more about Hillary Clinton's death squads. It's only logical.

Senate Intelligence Committee Shoves Subpoena Up Michael Flynn’s Ass

Looks like Trump's firing of James Comey is having the opposite of its intended effect!

Fun Things We Learned About The Comey Firing: A Wonkette Listicle!

Comeypocalypse Now! Comeygeddon! Comey Comey Comey Comey Comey Chameleon! Also, your OPEN THREAD