Tag: Russian ambassador

On A Scale Of One To Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Wonkagenda For Wed., March 28, 2018

Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.

Trump Administration Does Literal Least It Can Do To Punish Russia For Spy Poisoning Attack

Expelling Russian spies? Big whoop. Call us when they sanction Putin's ass.
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Following The Money All The Way Up Russia’s Dirty, Dirty Ass

MONEY LAUNDERING SAY WHAT?

Jared Kushner: Oh, THAT Russian Money? I Didn’t Know You Meant THAT Russian Money!

We don't know how to tell you this, but it's possible Jared Kushner forgot another Russian connection.

Dadgummit, Did Jeff Sessions Fuck Himself With The Perjury Stick Again?

Wonkette has officially reached the point where we can no longer keep Jeff Sessions's lies straight.

Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.

Russian Ambassador Having A Sad, Because He Misses His Trump Traitor Friends :(

They never call. They never write. OR DO THEY?

Master Deal-Maker Trump Giving Russia Back Its Spy Mansions In Exchange For ‘Nothing.’ Does Nothing Work For You?

John Le Carré protests: These plot twists are entirely too implausible.

Comey To Come Out And Play! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 1, 2017

Comey's coming back to Congress, Trump's giving back Russian spy mansions, and Hillary Clinton keeps it real. Your morning news brief!

Trump Wants Intel Briefings Cut Up In Small Bites With Extra Ketchup

Open up and eat your intel briefing, Mr. President! Here comes the MQ-9 Reaper drone, which is the upgraded version of the earlier MQ-1 Predator! Vroom! Yum Yum!

The FBI Went To Jared!

Oh no, is Jared Kushner in TROUBLE???????

Here’s All Your LATE-BREAKING TRUMP-RUSSIA NEWS, For You To Poop On

Golly, this sure is a lot of smoke! There's probably no fire though.

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!

Has Donald Trump Landed Yet?

Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please?

Vladimir Putin Tease Trump With Authentic Russian Reach-Around, But No Pee Hooker This Time OK?

He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information!