Tag: roy moore

Trump Wishes Rob Porter Well, Reminds America Bitches Often Be Lyin’

Fuck all these assholes.

The Series Finale Of The Devin Nunes Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 2, 2018

Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!

President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed ‘Em Which One Is ‘Camel’

So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Racist Shitbag Joe Arpaio Wants To Lose Senate Race Just Like Accused Pedo Roy Moore Did!

Pretty sure God has different plans for that Senate seat, Joe.

Trump Stands For National Anthem Like True Patriot, Remembers At Least Nine Words Of It ALMOST PERFECTLY

Did Donald Trump forget the words to the national anthem of the country he is president of again? WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE!

Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma. (OK, Not Actually Uma.) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan 8, 2018

Steve Bannon apologizes, Oprah gives a speech, and Stephen Miller shits the bed. Your morning news brief.

Roy Moore’s JOO LAWYER Is Best Kind Of Jew: The Christian Kind!

Can we stop talking about these trashy people now? PLEASE???

Call The Joo Lawyer Cause Roy Moore Is SO SUED

'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'

Where’s My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017

Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.

2017: A Year In Damn Good Journalism

There were many good newses that we couldn't get to this year.

2017: The Year We … Won? YES. THE YEAR WE WON.

A wonderfully incomplete list of everything that went right in 2017, and we are happy to announce that actually a lot more than even this was kind of okay this year!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sorry, Erica Garner

Gather round, Wonkers, time to put the year in a garbage can, light it on fire, and warm our hobo hands upon it!

Trump Can’t Wait For His Orange Global Warming Tan! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 29, 2017

Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!