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I see your true colors shining through.
Fuck all these assholes.
Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!
So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!
Pretty sure God has different plans for that Senate seat, Joe.
Trump Stands For National Anthem Like True Patriot, Remembers At Least Nine Words Of It ALMOST PERFECTLY
Did Donald Trump forget the words to the national anthem of the country he is president of again? WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE!
Steve Bannon apologizes, Oprah gives a speech, and Stephen Miller shits the bed. Your morning news brief.
Can we stop talking about these trashy people now? PLEASE???
'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'
Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.
Meet a guy who became a meme!
There were many good newses that we couldn't get to this year.
A wonderfully incomplete list of everything that went right in 2017, and we are happy to announce that actually a lot more than even this was kind of okay this year!
Gather round, Wonkers, time to put the year in a garbage can, light it on fire, and warm our hobo hands upon it!
Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!