Tag: ronny jackson

Dr. Ronny Jackson’s VA Confirmation ‘Delayed’ Even After He Assures Senate It’s Not Fat

Wait, we thought he was affable. Is he still affable?

RUN, RONNY, RUN! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 24, 2018

Ronny Jackson has a a problem, Scott Pruitt's days may be numbered, and Hannity blames Obama for his millions. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Easter Message To The Children Was Some Weird Shit

What is the White House? Where am I?

Shitmouth Strikes Again. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 30, 2018

Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.

Want Trump To Hire You To Run The VA? Just Tell Him He’s Not Fat

It's like 'Medical Center' crossed with 'Being There.'

Trump Makes VA Great Again With ‘Girther’ Doc. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 29, 2018

Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.

President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed ‘Em Which One Is ‘Camel’

So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!

Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist!

SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!

White House Doc Says President Beef Poots Only Weighs 239 Pounds, So That’s Some Bullshit

Also says Trump has a very good brain, to which we reply LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

MAXINE WATERS, YOU STOP HURTING THE DAILY CALLER’S RACIALLY TRANSCENDENT MLK DAY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW!

Maxine Waters can say what she fucking wants, please and thanks.

REMINDER: Doctors Examining Trump’s Shithole Today At Walter Reed

BAD NEWS, AMERICA: They're not checking his brain.