Tag: roe v. wade

DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017

Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.

Trump Thinks It’s SO FUNNY How Mike Pence Wants To Hang All The Gays, Like LOL!

To be fair, maybe Mike Pence said he likes his gays HUNG.

Trump Judge Pick Doesn’t Want To Give Impression He’s Some Kind Of Faggot

This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.

Senate Democrats Announce Plan To Discover Own Balls, Gag Mitch McConnell With Them

Senate Democrats ready to filibuster the piss out of Trump's SCOTUS nominee on day one! SI SE PUEDE!

Donald Trump Has Chosen His SCOTUS Nominee, Please Shut Up About Immigrants Now, Please

If you're gonna distract from a terrible first week, you may as well pick the biggest possible distraction.

This Nice Wackjob Christianist Lady Mighta Just Outlawed Every Abortion In Ohio

Also thinks Obama is a Russian plant and gay marriage caused Noah's flood.

BREAKING: Jill Stein Idiot

After this, we are not covering Jill Stein no more, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE US.
You're cool with this now, right?

Mary Fallin Personally Aborts All The Little Children In Oklahoma, Will Never Be Trump’s Veep Now :(

Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin is obviously on Jan Brewer's meds, as she very sanely vetoes an abortion ban just because it's 'unconstitutional.'
Science FacIt might be upheld. This is no time for a de-fetus attitude.t: At 20 weeks a fetus in Texas can shut women's rights down

Oklahoma Lege Passes Bill Banning Abor … Wait, Abortion Was Still Legal In Oklahoma?

Oklahoma legislators have passed and sent a complete ban on abortion to Gov. Mary Fallin, because why keep testing the limits of Planned Parenthood v. Casey when you can try to overturn Roe v. Wade all at once?

Missouri Just Wants Rape Victims To Be #Blessed With Beautiful Gift Of Forced Pregnancy

Missouri House passes Personhood Bill with no exceptions for rape victims.
Listen up, you Messico losers!

Donald Trump Will Bomb Sh*t Out Of Ladies Who Have Abortions, Murder Their Families

Uh oh. Donald Trump accidentally said a true thing about illegal abortions. Wait, what the what? Donald Trump sparked a firestorm on Wednesday after saying that women should be punished for getting illegal abortions. “There has to be some form of...
Yes, he's a monster

Florida Gov. Rick Scott Does Douchebag Thing, Because He Is Douchebag

Hip-hooray and WE TOLD YOU SO. We reported last week on the hottest new trend in ladyparts healthcare, which is getting your vaginal business district checked out at mobile eye care or mobile dental units. It's efficient! Unless you're...