Tag: Rod Rosenstein

Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn’t GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

Dianne Feinstein Ready To Fuck Donald Trump The Fuck Up

Feinstein is saying OUT LOUD that she's worried Trump will have a tantrum and try to fire Rod Rosenstein AND Robert Mueller.

What In The Hell Is Rod Rosenstein Flapping His Yap About?

Rod Rosenstein is sending weird memos, Jared Kushner's businesses are under the microscope, and Mike Pence has lawyered up. It's your Russia news!

Pence Summons Republican Swamp Monster. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 16, 2017

Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!

Will Trump Fire Robert Mueller? Find Out On Next Week’s ‘Celebrity Apprentice’!

We're living in a fucking reality show.

Keep Fucking With Kamala Harris, Boys. You’re Making Her Stronger.

Kamala Harris is a badass. Enough said.

Today’s Hearings: Senators Go HULK SMASH At Zip-Lipped Intel Chiefs Refusing To Give Up The Precious

Plus bonus video of Sen. Kamala Harris murdering some fools, with words!

Donald Trump’s Bein’ Downright UGLY To Sweet, Gentle, Kind-Hearted Bigot Jeff Sessions!

Donald Trump is treating Jeff Sessions like a common James Comey, for failing to respect his auth-or-i-tah!

If Mike Flynn Pleads The Fifth, Will Congress Lock Him Up?

Now that Flynn has told the Senate to PISS OFF, will Richard Burr and Mark Warner personally beat it out of him? Or will they send staffers to do the job?
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Roger Stone’s #HOTTAKES On Trump-Russia Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

Roger Stone has ideas about the special prosecutor, and they are LOLOLOL!!!

And Lo, Unto Us A Special Prosecutor Has Been Given

Robert Mueller is on the case, and we're certain Donald Trump will calmly accept the legal process. You betcha!

FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN, FUCK YOU IN THE BOTTOM WITH A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL

LOL! Paul Ryan chit-chatted about how Putin might be paying Trump in June 2016! Haha funny!

Your Weekly Top Ten Won’t Pledge A Loyalty Oath To Idiot Donald Trump Either

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!