Tag: robert mueller

Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass

And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

Trump Throws Tantrum Over Sun Stealing Moon. Wonkagenda for Aug. 21, 2017

Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.

Trump Advises Advisers He Doesn’t Want Their Advice. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug 17, 2017

Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.

Trump-Russia Investigation EXPOSED AS HOAX, Because Let This One Wingnut Explain You Why

This is just really good investigative thinkin' right here.

Your Weekly Top Ten Has New Pictures Of WONKETTE GRANDBABY!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Is Shitweasel Rep. Devin Nunes Sending GOP Staffers To England To Harass Christopher Steele?

What the fuck is wrong with him? (SPOILER: Everything.)

Robert Mueller To Paul Manafort: Knock Knock, Motherfucker!

The FBI raided Paul Manafort's house on July 26, probably because the Trump-Russia investigation is a total hoax.

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Mike Pence Not Running For President In 2020, Uh Huh Yeah Right SAY IT TO JESUS, MIKE

Can you lie to your LORD AND SAVIOR, Mike?

Deputy AG Lets Mueller Off His Leash. Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 7, 2017

Rod Rosenstein is hands off, Trump has his own shadow government, and Trump TV gets a new host. Your morning news brief!

Sounds Like All James Comey’s FBI Buddies Have #TrumpSecrets To Tell Robert Mueller!

It looks like bunch of the FBI's top brass will be called to testify against Donald Trump in Robert Mueller's investigation! Uh oh!

Mueller Cranks Trump-Russia Up To 11. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 4, 2017

Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!

Lo, Unto Us A Robert Mueller Trump-Russia Grand Jury Is Born!

Something tells us Robert Mueller's getting ready to fuck Donald Trump THE FUCK up.