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Wonkagenda: Wednesday, September 7, 2016

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Remember To Vote This November To Re-Elect Justice Scalia For President Of The Supreme Court

Check out the Republican Party, spreading a stinking pile of plucked-directly-from-their-buttcracks lies again. As per usual. This week's elephant dung is the myth that that The American People, not The American President Elected By The American People (TWICE!), have the God-given right to select justices...

RINO Chuck Grassley Picks SCOTUS Fight With Rightwing Chuck Grassley, Both Lose

Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley has some very stern words for himself. Once upon a time, on Saturday, Grassley agreed with his fellow Republicans that the best way to honor fallen conservahero Antonin Scalia was to immediately tell President Obama to eff all...
Just a man who loves his country

Fox News Loser Dingbat Tells Republicans To Support Trump, Or They’re All Fired

You probably bleached "moderate" Republican Judge Jeanine Pirro from your memory after she sank to the bottom of the sea on the FAIL boat. Pirro had delusions of seizing the New York Senate seat from a certain Ms. Hillary Clinton...

Congressperv Steve King Happy To Shuck His Corncob Over RINO Nikki Haley

Trigger warning for ew gross disgusting nasty stop it, just stop it, too late, here we go, GAHHHHHHHHHH: The Republican representative from the Fried-Ethanol-On-A-Stick State has already pledged his monogamous undying NO HOMO love to Ted Cruz, whose stellar "principled conservative" values...

GOP Excited Gov. Nikki Haley Is Such Brown, So Lady

Good news for South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley! On Tuesday, she managed to deliver the most successful Republican response to a State of the Union address in recent memory. She hit all the right notes: Obama sucks; yay America;...
Just put a Band-Aid on it, don't be so weak and unprofessional.

Donald Trump Winning Because Plenty Of Republicans Like Loudmouthed Dickheads

Donald Trump is at the very top of the latest Washington Post-ABC News poll, with 24 percent of Republican-leaning voters preferring the rubber-faced buttplug over the other primary candidates. His closest rivals, Scott Walker and Jeb! Bush, are virtually...
You can trust him, he's a doctor

RINO Ben Carson Nukes Own Chances At GOP Nomination, Declares Racism Not Over

Uh oh. Is Dr. Ben Carson, beloved hero to right-wingers who love when a black man assures them it's OK to hate President Barack Blackity-Black Obama, and Obamacare is the worst thing since slavery, about to be escorted from...
Who?

Ex-Republican Lincoln Chafee Wants To Be Your Next Democratic President. Wait, Who?

So now this guy Lincoln Chafee (who?) from the state of Rhode Island (where?) wants to be president because who doesn't these days? What's he got that the other bajillion wannabe dudes and lady-dudes in the race don't got?...
Finally a reason to smile

RINO John Boehner Thinks Obama Is President Or Something

This is not supposed to be news, but in a shocking and stunning and OMG-ing turn of events, Speaker of the House John Boehner has invited President Obama to do his job. Article II, Section 3 of the U.S. Bible...
Is this guy even a Republican?

RINO George W. Bush Totally Supports Obama’s Goal Of Beating Bad Guys

George Dubya gave an interview on CNN and said some stuff. Like how when he heard about the grand jury in New York refusing to indict the cop who choked Eric Garner to death, it made him "sad that...
RINO

Surprise! Mike Huckabee Part Of Democrat Conspiracy To Make Obama Impeach Himself

We have some BREAKING NEWS to report on the developing story of the vast left-wing conspiracy "scam" to force Republicans to talk about impeaching President Obama even though they do NOT want to talk about that at all, no...

Texas Congressman Takes Backdoor Approach To Screwing Gays

Marriage is the most sacred institution of all the institutions ever instituted by god and America’s Founder Jesus “Whitey” Christ exactly 6,000 years ago. Unfortunately, members of the Grand Old Party are looking to limit the federal government’s recognition...

Here’s Barack Obama Saying He Didn’t Really Mean To Give Tax Cuts To Rich

It's that guy again, Obama. According to some who actually listened to this speech, he "acts liberal" about halfway through, for a few minutes. Yay! But what did he actually mean? The businesspeople at Bloomberg say: President Barack Obama vowed...

Scott Brown’s Facebook Fans Are FURIOUS At Scott Brown Again

America's new Ted Kennedy, Senator Scott Brown, just can't stop himself from enraging the tri-corner Internet lamers who rallied nationwide to help him defeat some Democrat lady who didn't even really try to win. Brown's latest treachery was voting...

Enraged Teabaggers Now Posting Dumb Pictures On Scott Brown’s Facebook Page

First they typed some crazytime Twitter stuff, then they typed anger-bear Facebook messages, and now they're posting poorly Photoshopped pictures on Scott Brown's Facebook page. What could be next? Is there anything left to do, on the Internet, about...