Tag: rick warren

Vatican Throws Festival Of Homophobia

  What you see above is not, despite all appearances, your freshman roomie's botched and infected yin-yang tattoo, but a symbol of unity and celebration! It celebrates the matched sets of opposite-sexers who keep our planet from flying apart, according to the organizers...

Rick Warren Joins Furious Wingnuts: Obama’s ‘Freedom To Worship’ Is War On Religion

You would be forgiven for thinking that it would be FUCKING MORONIC for the Right to be all in an uproar because President Ignatius Q. Muslin uses the phrase "freedom of worship" sometimes instead of exclusively saying "freedom of...

Obama Inauguration Pastor Reminds Us the Poor Do Not Pay Enough Taxes

Evangelical megachurch pastor Rick Warren, whom you may remember as the official evangelical homophobe schlub selected to give the invocation at Obama's inauguration, thought fit to weigh in on the debt ceiling debate. How does Jesus feel about taxes,...

Rick Warren Finally Denounces Ugandan ‘Kill All Gays’ Legislation

Hey give some credit to old Rick Warren, for finally publicly condemning the Ugandan Anti-Homosexuality bill, on the Internet. While it's a little late and incredibly convoluted ("Uhh uhh I have been secretly involved in quiet negotiations this whole...

Why Not Just Put Idi Amin Back In Charge, While They’re At It?

Your Wonkette's total hatred for all forms of cable news has been well established by this point, but that Rachel Maddow, goodness, she is one hot potato sometimes! This Ugandan Anti-Homosexuality bill and its estuaries of sadness should be...

Perhaps This Is Rick Warren’s Revenge!

Here we have the most recent entry from smarmy hippopotamus Rick Warren's Twitter page, the rest of which is SO. GRATING. GAHH. (Example: "If God says 2 things that appear contradictory, both are true.The problem is U trying to...

You Are Not Allowed To Get Mad At Rick Warren For His Latest Terrible Act

Homophobic fat-butt Mr. Pastor Rick Warren likes to do one thing and that is to lie. He's a lot like that other guy, Lanny Davis: they both cultivate images of themselves as non-partisan peacebrokers, but when you point out...

Rick Warren Loves Gay Marriage!

Fat queer Mexican porn narrator Rick Warren is still trying to fix his "image" after saying that married gay people only want to fuck and gay-marry rabbits and elephants and children: "You know Larry, there was a story within...

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Palm-Sized Victory For Obama!

Obama will get to keep his precious BlackBerry after all, except he be using some weird fancy encrypted BlackBerry that Michelle will buy for him from J.Crew. The victims of yesterday's tragic inconvenience, in which some earnest hippies were...

Obama’s Gay Bishop Is Also Probably A Gay Pawn

Obama hired some gay bishop to give some mini Invocation speech, for fairness. Barack Obama has made history by being the first politician to hire a gay man to perform a service and not break the law or his...

Rick Warren Rants Against Media In YouTube Screed [Update]

Look everyone, it's Rick Warren's weekly YouTube address to his congregants -- but you can watch it too! So what's the topic this week, lunchbox? Jesus do one thing or another? Oh, it's a response to your depiction in...

RICHARD COHEN'S SISTER DOES NOT CARE FOR THIS BARACK OBAMA: " Warren is anti-gay, and my sister, not to put too fine a point on it, is not." We don't get it. "She's gay." Oh okay.

Wonkette Commenter Leads ‘Angry Left’ Reaction To Rick Warren

Apparently your Wonkette was depicted this way on Anderson Cooper's show last night, as part of the "angry left" along with Daily Kos and, uh, the Washington Post. Really? We've always thought of ourselves as WARBLOGGERS. The pull quote...

Defensive Obama Team Defensively Defends Stupid Rick Warren

So Barack Obama, in the spirit of Christian charity and forgiveness, invited Pastor Rick Warren to deliver the invocation at his inaugural. (Rick Warren is the man who humiliated Barack Obama by forcing him to admit publicly that he...

Evangelical Wingnut Rick Warren To Deliver Invocation At Inauguration

Rick Warren is a big shot evangelical preacher at a 600-trillion-person church in Southern California, meaning he's also the puppetmaster behind American politics. You may remember his "Saddleback Forum" over the summer when he forced Obama and McCain...