Tag: rick perry

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!
Sometimes he likes to imagine being president

Trump Appointees Accidentally Fuck Over Coal Companies In Name Of Free Market. WHOOPS!

Some ideas are too grifty even for Trump appointees. Go figure!

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

2017: The Year Trump Put The Planet In Its Place

Look, we're trying not to be alarmists or anything. But our house IS on fire.

GOP Gives Coal For Christmas. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 20, 2017

Republican tax fuckery lurches forward, Trump quietly scrapping safety regulations, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief.

Trump Adores Self At Civil Rights Museum. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 11, 2017

Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.

Steve Bannon Bitches About Jews, Jesus, And Jerks. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 6, 2017

Steve Bannon give Roy Moore a reacharound, Trump moves US embassy to Jerusalem, and Trump STILL doesn't get Person of the Year. Your Morning News Brief.

Trump’s Nominee For Top WH Environmental Post, Kathleen Hartnett White, Is Dummy

She's utterly unqualified and doesn't know beans about basic science. In other words, prefect for the Trump administration.

Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017

Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!

Trump Tax Plan Screws Poor Losers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 3, 2017

How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.

Rick Perry’s ‘Fossil Fuels Stop Rape’ Comment Only Half As Dumb As It Seems

Rick Perry is a stupid oil-pimping doofus. But today at least, he's only MOSTLY wrong.

Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017

Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

White House Says Sessions Won’t Go To DHS, So Sessions To DHS Probably, Yeah?

No way they thought of this themselves...
Best friends.

Trump White House Apparently Non-Stop Bible Orgy, So Praise Jesus For That!

Finally, a TRUE CHRISTIAN White House!

Rick Perry’s Energy Department: Yeah, FUCK YOU, SCIENCE!

Rick Perry knows stuff real good.