Tag: rex tillerson
Well, he's not wrong!
Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating.
Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.
Mueller wants Manafort for Halloween, Paul Ryan and Trump's tax plan are up in the air, and DC is drowning in swamp monsters. Your morning news brief.
Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!
The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.
There's a lot more troops are in Niger, Trump takes a field trip, and Ryan Zinke gets REALLY grifty. Your morning news brief.
This is the most fucked up thing you'll read today. Until later, probably.
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Hello America, your president MAY HAVE lost his fucking mind.
So, how bad is Donald Trump fucking up the Iran deal? Let's fuckupsplore!
Sad old goat is probably locked in his room, blaring Elliott Smith to drown out all the TEARS. Now it is your OPEN THREAD!
It all makes sense now! Just kidding, it always made sense.