Tag: republicans

Mitch McConnell Wants Trump To Stop Bein’ Silly So GOP Can Get Back To Fucking America

Way to put country above party, asshole!

Your Weekly Top Ten Won’t Pledge A Loyalty Oath To Idiot Donald Trump Either

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Your Weekly Top Ten Thinks Hillary Clinton Can Do What She Damn Well Wants

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Rep. Who Voted To Repeal Obamacare Tries To ‘Jimmy Kimmel’s Baby’ Her Son. NOPE.

Don't worry, Rep. McMorris Rodgers, YOUR son will be fine!

Your Weekly Top Ten Feels Like Trump Has Been President For 100 FUCKING YEARS

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Expendable. Can't even ride a 4-wheeler on that thing!

Trump: Put Your Head Between Your Knees And Kiss Those ‘National Monuments’ Goodbye!

Beautiful vistas, like doctor visits, are for people who can afford them.

Marco Rubio Condemning Chechnya’s Torture Of Gay Men Is Actually Really Fucking Impressive

Marco Rubio did a good thing, everyone!

Lincoln An Evil Tyrant Just Like Hitler, Says North Carolina Republican Makin’ New Friends!

He also has a secret study that will prove abortions are reversible! It will come out 'soon.'

Idiot Trump Kids Have Big League Thoughts About Bombing Syria, So Yooge And Tremendous

Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.
Do it on your own time

Trump Letting Strangers Finger Your Internet Porn. Happy Now, Republican Closet Cases?

Huh, it's like the GOP doesn't actually care what its OWN voters want.

Everybody Hates Donald Trump, Even Stupid White Men

Did Donald Trump just set a new record for Lowest Approval Rating Ever? Of course he did! Your OPEN THREAD!

Dear Republican Men: I Am So, SO Happy To Pay For Insurance That Covers Your Prostate Exams

All those men laughing about paying for mammograms? Yeah, this is for you.

Maureen Dowd Writes Good Thing

Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?

Poll: Over Half Of American Men Think They Don’t Benefit From Birth Control, Are SO DUMB

Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.

Ex-Colorado GOP Chair Disproves Own Theory That Only Democrats Do Voter Fraud

If you're keeping track at home, yes, all the vote frauders are still Republican.