Tag: republicans

Emma Gonzalez Will Be The Boss Of You

This kid right here. DAMN.

Wonkette’s Weekly Top Ten Just LOVES Mueller Time

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Panicking Conservatives Decide To ‘Whatever’ School Shootings, Pivot To Abortion

Now that we know the shooter was a Trump supporter, conservatives are desperate to change the conversation.

Paul Ryan Explains The True Benefits Of GOP Tax Cuts: A Buck Fitty

Few people try to connect with ordinary working folks like Paul Ryan. Fortunately.

Paul Nehlen Can’t See How Making ‘Jews Who Are Out To Get Me’ List Is So ‘Anti-Semitic’

The GOP congressional hopeful thinks he can gaslight people, and is deeply annoyed that he can't find anyone to play Ingrid Bergman.

Pssst, Senate Voting On Banning Your Abortions Tonight, Because Nothing Else Is Pressing, We Guess

It won't get passed, but it's still pretty disgusting that they're trying.

GOP Senate Candidate Believes In A Woman’s Right To Make Him Dinner

Courtland Sykes will not stand for women telling him what women's rights are.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Devin Nunes

Devin Nunes has a SECRET, but he's not gonna TELL YOU!

Guy Starting Work At 1:30 PM Today Wants Medicaid Poors To Get Off Their Fat Asses

Everything about work requirements for Medicaid is terrible -- and most Medicaid recipients ALREADY WORK.

South Carolina GOPers’ Plan To Honor ‘Black Confederate Soldiers’ Thwarted By Lack Thereof

South Carolina had exactly zero black Confederate soldiers.

A Letter From Alabama On This Joyous, Roy Moore-less Day!

Now fuck all the way off Roy Moore!!

Basket Of Deplorables Also Basket Of Unfuckables, According To Science

If the worst side effect of this administration, for you, is that you are having trouble getting a date -- you're miles ahead of the rest of us.
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Kill Us Now: Axios’s Mike Allen And Mitch McConnell Have An Event

Mike Allen AND Mitch McConnell? Are we in Hell?

Rejoice, Workers! Corporations Got Their Tax Cut, So Prepare To Be Trickled Upon!

Huge corporations wouldn't do anything out of purely cynical motives, would they?

Ben Carson Says Grace Before Mike Pence Eats Trump’s Ass

Just a normal Cabinet meeting in Trump's America.