Tag: republicans

For Trump, Russia Investigation Is A Laser Pointer, And He’s An Obsessed Pussy

No pussy! No pussy! YOU'RE ... okay, we get it.

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

Experienced and un-sexist Democrats would like to blame Nancy Pelosi for all their butthurts. Wonkette calls bullshit.

We Are Mildly Displeased Trump Put Event Planner In Charge Of NY Public Housing

You thought Ben Carson was as bad as HUD could get, didn't you?

Mitch McConnell Wants Trump To Stop Bein’ Silly So GOP Can Get Back To Fucking America

Way to put country above party, asshole!

Your Weekly Top Ten Won’t Pledge A Loyalty Oath To Idiot Donald Trump Either

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Your Weekly Top Ten Thinks Hillary Clinton Can Do What She Damn Well Wants

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Rep. Who Voted To Repeal Obamacare Tries To ‘Jimmy Kimmel’s Baby’ Her Son. NOPE.

Don't worry, Rep. McMorris Rodgers, YOUR son will be fine!

Your Weekly Top Ten Feels Like Trump Has Been President For 100 FUCKING YEARS

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Expendable. Can't even ride a 4-wheeler on that thing!

Trump: Put Your Head Between Your Knees And Kiss Those ‘National Monuments’ Goodbye!

Beautiful vistas, like doctor visits, are for people who can afford them.

Marco Rubio Condemning Chechnya’s Torture Of Gay Men Is Actually Really Fucking Impressive

Marco Rubio did a good thing, everyone!

Lincoln An Evil Tyrant Just Like Hitler, Says North Carolina Republican Makin’ New Friends!

He also has a secret study that will prove abortions are reversible! It will come out 'soon.'

Idiot Trump Kids Have Big League Thoughts About Bombing Syria, So Yooge And Tremendous

Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.
Do it on your own time

Trump Letting Strangers Finger Your Internet Porn. Happy Now, Republican Closet Cases?

Huh, it's like the GOP doesn't actually care what its OWN voters want.