He also has a secret study that will prove abortions are reversible! It will come out 'soon.'
Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.
Huh, it's like the GOP doesn't actually care what its OWN voters want.
Did Donald Trump just set a new record for Lowest Approval Rating Ever? Of course he did! Your OPEN THREAD!
All those men laughing about paying for mammograms? Yeah, this is for you.
Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?
Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.
If you're keeping track at home, yes, all the vote frauders are still Republican.
Abraham Lincoln has been getting recognized more and more, Trump has noticed.
Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.
YOU COME READ YOUR WEEKLY TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Hey look, another right-wing conspiracy theory was repeated by the White House!
Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.
Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!
Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!