Tag: reince priebus

Breaking! Trump Made ‘Idiot’ Jeff Sessions Commit Hara-Kiri, But He Got Better

You guys, Donald Trump made Jeff Sessions CRY A LOT this summer after Robert Mueller was appointed.

What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?

All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?

Irma Gives Trump A Sad. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 11, 2017

Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.

Sounds Like Anthony Scaramucci Needs To Take His Blue Dresses To The Cleaners

Anthony Scaramucci says New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza is the Linda Tripp of 2017, so doesn't that mean Anthony Scaramucci is ... no, he couldn't possibly be saying that!

Will Trump Fire General John Kelly For Being Gay For James Comey?

ERRBODY ASS GETTIN' FIRED UP IN HERE!

Anthony Scaramucci HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL OMG WE ARE DYING HERE

10 DAYS! HE MADE IT 10 DAYS! TEEEEEEEEEN FUCKING DAYS!

General Kelly’s Kind And Benevolent Deportation Force Running Fuckin’ AMOK

Why is anyone thrilled that this deportation-happy jerk is getting promoted?

Trump Picks New Chief Of Staff To Fire In A Few Months When He Gets Cranky

Reince Priebus OUT! Current Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly IN! Donald Trump STILL IDIOT!

Anthony Scaramucci Doesn’t Suck Own Cock Like Steve Bannon Sucks Own Cock

This guy is every bit as smart and sane as Donald Trump.

SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017

SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

How Many Dumbfuck Things Can Anthony Scaramucci Say Before Breakfast?

WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT!

Sean Spicer’s Long National Nightmare Is Over

SPICEY! WE WILL MISS YOU IN A WEIRD WAY!

Joe And Mika Explain What A Gross Fucking Creep Donald Trump Really Is

It's fucking stunning we're having this conversation about the sitting president of the United States.

Will Trump Fire Robert Mueller? Find Out On Next Week’s ‘Celebrity Apprentice’!

We're living in a fucking reality show.

I Had Never Thought I’d Actually SEE A Blow Job In The White House

Trump's first Cabinet meeting, everyone.