Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.
A wonderfully incomplete list of everything that went right in 2017, and we are happy to announce that actually a lot more than even this was kind of okay this year!
It's an atrocity, but it's not getting very big ratings.
This guy. This guy just ROCKS.
TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.
Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.
Guess we don't...have...to care about refugees. (Don't have to care about refugees!)
Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!
We're living in a dystopian sci-fi novel now. Watch out for C.H.U.D.s.
This thing might not happen. If it did, it would be really stupid. So maybe we should bet it'll happen.
My, this was a completely anticipated outcome.
Yes, Idaho has bigots. But they're not winning. Your OPEN THREAD!
Now if we can convince Alex Jones the barbecue sauce is out to get him...
Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'
Airstrikes on Syria? What could possibly go wrong?
By the end of the week, Trump will be saying he always wanted a tougher policy toward Syria.