Tag: refugees

Trump Davos Speech Makes Him President In 3, 2, 1. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan., 26, 2018

Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.

2017: The Year We … Won? YES. THE YEAR WE WON.

A wonderfully incomplete list of everything that went right in 2017, and we are happy to announce that actually a lot more than even this was kind of okay this year!

Myanmar Government Insists Rohingya People Are ‘Fake News.’ See? Donald Trump IS Influential.

It's an atrocity, but it's not getting very big ratings.

Congratulations, Chef José Andrés, You Win 2017

This guy. This guy just ROCKS.

Son of Zombie TrumpCare Dead (Again)… Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 27, 2017

TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.

Trump Expands Muslim Travel Ban To … Venezuela? Fuck It, Why Not!

Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.
They look pretty dangerous all right

Trump Has HAD IT With All These Refugees Making America Great The Wrong Way

Guess we don't...have...to care about refugees. (Don't have to care about refugees!)

Houston, We Need A Hero! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 28, 2017

Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!

America Made So Great Again That New Wave Of Refugees Is Fleeing To Canada

We're living in a dystopian sci-fi novel now. Watch out for C.H.U.D.s.

Team Trump Would Like To Deport State Department. What Could Go Wrong?

This thing might not happen. If it did, it would be really stupid. So maybe we should bet it'll happen.

Alex Jones Apologizes To Yogurt

My, this was a completely anticipated outcome.

Idaho Town Doing Just Fine Without Alex Jones’s Anti-Immigrant Hatefest, Thanks!

Yes, Idaho has bigots. But they're not winning. Your OPEN THREAD!

Alex Jones Sued By Greek Yogurt

Now if we can convince Alex Jones the barbecue sauce is out to get him...

Idaho Lunatics Pretty Sure Proposed Community College Will Spread Book-Larnin’, SHARIA LAW

Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'

Welcome To Your Shiny New War, America!

Airstrikes on Syria? What could possibly go wrong?
Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Trump OUTRAGED Obama Took His Advice And Didn’t Bomb Hell Out Of Syria

By the end of the week, Trump will be saying he always wanted a tougher policy toward Syria.