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P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: I’m Against Abortion, So I Wish You’d Been Miscarried. I’ll Pray For You.

We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Emails: I Will Shoot You For Sarah Huckabee Sanders. PS THIS IS NOT A THREAT

We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.

Deleted Emails: We Were CC’d On An Email To GOD!

We got a very rude email, and it turned out to be right. Also, God has our email address, but is not the rude one.

Deleted Comments: Turns Out Some People REALLY Don’t Like The Pope. Who Knew?

If a post is about guns, the Catholic church, or vaccines, you can bet it'll keep getting weird comments for years.

Deleted Comments: Asking For Citations? What Typical Feminist Bullshit!

Our Dear ShitFerBrains cup truly runneth over this week.
P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: Wonkette, Your Filthy Mouth Is The Best Thing About Your Reportage

Listen: Wonkette's deleted comments have come unstuck in time.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: A Visit From The Gunsplanation Man!

Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong!

Deleted Comments: Women Don’t Invent Stuff, So The Smartest Men Want Sex Robots

Women are so difficult compared with robots! Also, we solve a mystery, but are still confused!

Deleted Comments: In Which Yr Wonkette Is Invaded By A Troll And Some Clown Dick

Time for a good old-fashioned game of whack-a-troll.

Deleted Email: You Have The Vocabulary And Intellect Of A Middle School Paint Huffer

This scathing criticism from 2004 will surely put us in our place!

Deleted Comments: When He’s Not Lying, Alex Jones Is A Serious Journalist

We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?
Fer one thing, its eyes are just teensy li'l things, and it don't have a hat.

Deleted Comments: You Mental Midgets Can’t Write A Headline Without FUCK or NAZI! LOL

One good way to not get called a Nazi: don't walk around with swastikas and torches.

Deleted Emails: How’s Your Garbage Piece Of Shit Website No One Cares About? :)

'Dr Cuck' and Rebecca Skankoff' are probably the worst porn names EVER.

Deleted Comments: Maybe Once You Read More Racist Rants, You’ll Like Racism More

Don't like the racist garbage I'm spewing? Here, go read more and you'll be convinced!

Deleted Comments: How Did Vegan Baby Butthole Get Trump Elected?

Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...
Yes, yes, we know the USSR is defunct. Whatevs.

Deleted Comments: You Think Cultural Marxism Is A Joke?? (Yes. Yes We Do.)

It's another heapin' helpin' of Deleted Derp, fresh from the comment mines of Wonkette.