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Jill Stein Steps On Own Dick For Two Solid Minutes, And It Is BREATHTAKING

We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record!

Senate Obamacare Repeal Now At ‘Confused Clusterfuck’ Stage

The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.

Once Jeff Sessions Ends Scourge Of Legal Weed, All The Violent Crime Will Go Away

Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.

Trumpcare Not Dead Yet, Says It’s Feeling Better

Best to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Now That Trumpcare Is Dead, Let’s Rest In This Spooky Old Abandoned House

Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.

John McCain’s Brain Is Hurt, But Like For Real, Obamacare Repeal Delayed Again Sadface!

John McCain needed some surgery, but he should be up and scowling again real soon.

Senate Healthcare Bill Protects Senate’s Healthcare From Senate Healthcare Bill

The Senate Obamacare repeal isn't only cruel -- it's also a mess of Voodoo Economics! Gotta love the Balanced Budget party.
Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Ted Cruz Presents: Bride Of The Son Of The Obamacare Repeal From Hell

One more revision and Medicaid patients will be converted to Soylent Green.

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

Do You Think Putin Brought The Pee Tape? Wonkagenda For Fri., July 7, 2017

Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.

They Blinded All The Science. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 3, 2017

Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.

HELLER NO: Nevada Republican Calls ACA Repeal A LIE

The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.

Senate Republicans: We Have To Pass Healthcare Bill In Order To WRITE It

If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.

‘Shooting Up Republican Baseball’ Was Not In Bernie Sanders’s Platform

The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it.

America’s Game: Baseball! (And Shooting People)

Yes, again. Only this time a famous person got shot.

Let’s Meet The Fringey Lunatic Trump Is Making A Federal Judge!

Mitch McConnell has blessed us with this dreamboat FOR LIFE! #WINNING