Tag: rand paul
The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.
If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.
The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it.
Yes, again. Only this time a famous person got shot.
Mitch McConnell has blessed us with this dreamboat FOR LIFE! #WINNING
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
Everything you need to know about how Susan Rice did nothing wrong and Donald Trump is a lying idiot.
The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!
Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.
Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!
Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!
Was Paul Ryan's love for Donald Trump NEVER TRUE? Oh how surprising!
The ACA doesn't cover Republicans' self-inflicted wounds, does it?
Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.
Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.