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Robert Mueller Following The Dirty Russian Money All The Way Up Donald Trump’s Ass

Robert Mueller's subpoenas to Deutsche Bank for Trump's dirty Russian money mean shit is about to hit the fan, y'all.

The Intercept Knows Breaking Up With Julian Assange Is For The Best, But It Still Hurts :(

Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.

Paul Manafort Has Three Passports, Couple Of Visas, Don’t Even Know His Real Name

Robert Mueller is just trying to make sure these wayward boys don't run away to RUSSIA or something.

Which Trump Idiot Is Going As ‘Robert Mueller Just Put Me In Jail’ For Halloween? Let’s Wonksplore!

Is it Manafort? Is it Flynn? Is it Kushner? Is it Manafort? Is it Flynn? Is it Manafort? Is it Flynn? WHO IS IT WHO IS IT WHO IS IT?

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

General John Kelly Lied About Rep. Frederica Wilson, And He Fucking Knows It

Whaaaaaaaaat? Donald Trump and his chief of staff are LYING?

Trump Slut Devin Nunes Rubbing Dick All Over Russia Probe Again

Liddle' Devin is shitting all over the House's Trump-Russia investigation again.

Robert Mueller And Trump-Russia Dossier Spy Boyfriends Now, JUST LIKE WONKETTE SAID

Christopher Steele is a very popular boy!

Nancy Pelosi Sending Thoughts, Prayers, And A Foot Up Paul Ryan’s Ass

It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.

Wonkette Hereby Applies For Job On Sexcellent InfoWars Alex Jones Team Of ‘Elites’

Do you think Wonkette has what it takes? Can't hurt to try!

Holy Shit, Just How Much Did Donald Trump Jr. Lie To The Senate Today?

Sounds like he lied A WHOLE FUCKIN' LOT.

Should Facebook Go The Fuck To Jail For Helping Russia Elect Trump President? Or For Just Being Facebook In General?

Russian military intelligence spent some DOLLA BILLS on Facebook ads to fuck with the 2016 election. WHOA IF TRUE!

Chemicals At Flooded Texas Plant Definitely Didn’t Explode, Sheriff Says, They Just Popped A Bit

Maybe it was an 'explosion,' but really, it was more of a vigorous 'overpressure' and 'rupture' of a container, OK?

Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass

And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

Breitbart Weeping Salty Tears About Weak, Pathetic, Flip-Flopping President Trump

It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart.